The Vent - Part 2

[Sprailenes 47]

I think its because penises aren't like the nicest things to look at... I mean they are, but its not like they get the same attention as breasts... you know what I mean? I mean a guy will stare at a girls chest... but I don't go staring at crotches.

This is hard to explain.

Okay well sometimes I stare at crotches... but its more of a quick glance.. and only if the guy is wearing tight pants...

Not that I find tight pants sexy because I don't... but it's like right there.

Edited October 21, 2009 by Sprailenes

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I often wonder... people that don't use curtains? Really? What? I never get that. I like my privacy and if i'm walking around nekid in my pad, I'll do so but none of you all will be seeing me do it!

It's very true. I feel comfortable strolling around my apartment (or my wife's apartment) in the buff, but I always keep my apartment's blinds closed, and my wife lives on the tenth floor, not facing any other buildings. So unless someone in a low-flying helicopter passes by, it's all good.

But still, I don't agree AT ALL with someone being arrested for indecent exposure while strolling around his own home, provided he wasn't trying to be an exhibitionist, waggling it around at various passers-by...

[Marilyn. 340]

I think its because penises aren't like the nicest things to look at... I mean they are, but its not like they get the same attention as breasts... you know what I mean? I mean a guy will stare at a girls chest... but I don't go staring at crotches.

This is hard to explain.

Okay well sometimes I stare at crotches... but its more of a quick glance.. and only if the guy is wearing tight pants...

Not that I find tight pants sexy because I don't... but it's like right there.

[Sprailenes 47]

I know right?

[JillA 2]

I think its because penises aren't like the nicest things to look at... I mean they are, but its not like they get the same attention as breasts... you know what I mean? I mean a guy will stare at a girls chest... but I don't go staring at crotches.

This is hard to explain.

Okay well sometimes I stare at crotches... but its more of a quick glance.. and only if the guy is wearing tight pants...

Not that I find tight pants sexy because I don't... but it's like right there.

I you!! I am so on the same page.

I often wonder... people that don't use curtains? Really? What? I never get that. I like my privacy and if i'm walking around nekid in my pad, I'll do so but none of you all will be seeing me do it!

I dunno, sometimes I don't even think about it, in my old apt I was on a higher floor and doubt anyone could see in, even now I'm sure I've been nekky in front of the window a few times, it never crosses my mind to close them Plus, I never think someone may be peeking it to see me

Edited October 21, 2009 by JillA

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I dunno, sometimes I don't even think about it, in my old apt I was on a higher floor and doubt anyone could see in, even now I'm sure I've been nekky in front of the window a few times, it never crosses my mind to close them Plus, I never think someone may be peeking it to see me

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

OMG.

I died a slow shame-faced death.

I had NO idea. NONE.

I thought the rule was Don't tell online people your real name!!!!

I IS a noob.

it's part of my charm???

:|

and partly because of your avatar, no one can hate kermit.

[Malrothien 6]

Yay, rant first thing in the morning (on top of it being only 4:20AM here).

Last night I started having a mini-hive breakout. It was super itchy so I took a benadryl. Well, that backfired on me. I am so swollen with hives that I look like a sad panda in the face. I've never had hives around my eyes before, so this is a new one for me. I've got them the length of my arm/legs and all over my upper back.

The sucky part about all of this? I have no trigger for hives - they're idiopathic. *sigh*

[Rhiannercakes 14]

Yay, rant first thing in the morning (on top of it being only 4:20AM here).

Last night I started having a mini-hive breakout. It was super itchy so I took a benadryl. Well, that backfired on me. I am so swollen with hives that I look like a sad panda in the face. I've never had hives around my eyes before, so this is a new one for me. I've got them the length of my arm/legs and all over my upper back.

The sucky part about all of this? I have no trigger for hives - they're idiopathic. *sigh*

That sucks.

I still havn't gotten my blood test results back yet.

I wish the allergist was in town for more than a day a week.

[Sprailenes 47]

So apparently I hate the Canadian health care system, and people have heard me saying this, because its something that people are talking about.

I love it when people use my name to further their own agendas... it makes me feel so special.

But it sucks when members of the club start asking me about the things they have heard... and then it becomes a political discussion. All of this wouldn't happen if this one person would have just not used my name.

"So I heard you found Canadian health care miserable?"

Umm no. #######. YOU'RE MISERABLE!

[lgg 2]

GREAT...

First thing I do is open the VEnt and there's penises everywhere!

Gah!

#######, ####### and more ####### and tight pants and crotch staring.

Goddamn...

I think its because penises aren't like the nicest things to look at... I mean they are, but its not like they get the same attention as breasts... you know what I mean? I mean a guy will stare at a girls chest... but I don't go staring at crotches.

This is hard to explain.

Okay well sometimes I stare at crotches... but its more of a quick glance.. and only if the guy is wearing tight pants...

Not that I find tight pants sexy because I don't... but it's like right there.

[Peachey 10]

So apparently I hate the Canadian health care system, and people have heard me saying this, because its something that people are talking about.

I love it when people use my name to further their own agendas... it makes me feel so special.

But it sucks when members of the club start asking me about the things they have heard... and then it becomes a political discussion. All of this wouldn't happen if this one person would have just not used my name.

"So I heard you found Canadian health care miserable?"

Umm no. #######. YOU'RE MISERABLE!

I can't stand it when the average american compares Obama's proposed plan to Canada's. It's not even close to the same thing...

[lgg 2]

HA!!

Well, let's talk some more about penises???

I also have to ask... Marilyn posted a picture of a shovel in regard to the ####### rant -- I don't get it?

Can someone please explain it to a poor, confused, amphibian?

Tanks...

So apparently I hate the Canadian health care system, and people have heard me saying this, because its something that people are talking about.

I love it when people use my name to further their own agendas... it makes me feel so special.

But it sucks when members of the club start asking me about the things they have heard... and then it becomes a political discussion. All of this wouldn't happen if this one person would have just not used my name.

"So I heard you found Canadian health care miserable?"

Umm no. #######. YOU'RE MISERABLE!

[Sprailenes 47]

Marilyn is a farmer and she digs for peens.

No I think she was saying I was digging myself into a hole...

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I also have to ask... Marilyn posted a picture of a shovel in regard to the ####### rant -- I don't get it?

Can someone please explain it to a poor, confused, amphibian?

Tanks...

I was a bit perplexed by that too. I figured it was something to do with Sprailenes digging herself deeper. Or that she needed to shovel the proverbial b.s. of only staring at crotches because it's "just there". Or something?

I'm not sure. Maybe Marilyn just likes shovels?

Edited to say: crossposted with the seal.

Edited October 22, 2009 by Wyatt's Torch