The Vent - Part 2

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Hey! This is the vent thread! Either put a lot of anger and aggression in your gun posts or get your own thread!!!

Junk mail. Government red tape. Political patronage. Lousy weather. World hunger. Mindless television programming. Sun damage. Arthritis. Bloating. Sleep deprivation. Rotator cuff pain. Gun control. Gun violence. Political discourse. Plutocratic whims. David Letterman. Milton Friedman. Reginald Maudling. Excess adipose tissue. MRIs. Sophistry. People who use the word sophistry. Back hair. Jon and Kate. Paris Hilton. Stephan Harper's singing. John Madden. Vince Lombardi. Brett Favre. CTV. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

A limit on the number of emoticons that can be used...

Edited October 8, 2009 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Hey! This is the vent thread! Either put a lot of anger and aggression in your gun posts or get your own thread!!!

Junk mail. Government red tape. Political patronage. Lousy weather. World hunger. Mindless television programming. Sun damage. Arthritis. Bloating. Sleep deprivation. Rotator cuff pain. Gun control. Gun violence. Political discourse. Plutocratic whims. David Letterman. Milton Friedman. Reginald Maudling. Excess adipose tissue. MRIs. Sophistry. People who use the word sophistry. Back hair. Jon and Kate. Paris Hilton. Stephan Harper's singing. John Madden. Vince Lombardi. Brett Favre. CTV. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

A limit on the number of emoticons that can be used...

[trailmix 77]

Goooo IR5!!!!

There, now don't you feel better?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Goooo IR5!!!!

There, now don't you feel better?

Ask me again after I've put my fist through the monitor.

[KnJ 0]

no date. GGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH.

that is all.

[Rhiannercakes 14]

I have a nice little vent today.

Okay.

So I work for this guy who owns the grocery store. He's a real jerk. Disrespects his employees, doesn't pay us well, we get yelled at for stuff we never really did etc. Apparently he even has his house set up to watch the store security cameras. Nice. /sarcasm

So recently he lectured us about the whole H1N1 thing, and washing our hands. Okay, that's nice. Now hear the phrase "Wash your hands" about 30 times in the 10 minute lecture.

So I mentioned that at this summer camp I worked at, we were told to sneeze/cough into our hands and wash them, so the germs dont spread around. Makes sense?

Well, he didn't like it. Did I hear about it though? No. He told the bakery manager who told my supervisor who told me.

So now he's "watching me" to make sure I WASH MY HANDS.

Here's the kicker.

I went upstairs today to go to the washroom. He was coming out the men's side.

What do I hear, in a nice little nasty tone when I walk into the washroom?

WASH YOUR HANDS!

I.

am.

not.

a.

5 year old!

*insert numerous swearwords here*

Seriously. I don't need to be told to wash my hands after using the washroom. I don't. If I didn't care for my job, that would have been the final straw.

[Danu 19]

I have a nice little vent today.

Okay.

So I work for this guy who owns the grocery store. He's a real jerk. Disrespects his employees, doesn't pay us well, we get yelled at for stuff we never really did etc. Apparently he even has his house set up to watch the store security cameras. Nice. /sarcasm

So recently he lectured us about the whole H1N1 thing, and washing our hands. Okay, that's nice. Now hear the phrase "Wash your hands" about 30 times in the 10 minute lecture.

So I mentioned that at this summer camp I worked at, we were told to sneeze/cough into our hands and wash them, so the germs dont spread around. Makes sense?

Well, he didn't like it. Did I hear about it though? No. He told the bakery manager who told my supervisor who told me.

So now he's "watching me" to make sure I WASH MY HANDS.

Here's the kicker.

I went upstairs today to go to the washroom. He was coming out the men's side.

What do I hear, in a nice little nasty tone when I walk into the washroom?

WASH YOUR HANDS!

I.

am.

not.

a.

5 year old!

*insert numerous swearwords here*

Seriously. I don't need to be told to wash my hands after using the washroom. I don't. If I didn't care for my job, that would have been the final straw.

The day you leave tell him you sneezed on his lunch and then walk out

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I have a nice little vent today.

Okay.

So I work for this guy who owns the grocery store. He's a real jerk. Disrespects his employees, doesn't pay us well, we get yelled at for stuff we never really did etc. Apparently he even has his house set up to watch the store security cameras. Nice. /sarcasm

So recently he lectured us about the whole H1N1 thing, and washing our hands. Okay, that's nice. Now hear the phrase "Wash your hands" about 30 times in the 10 minute lecture.

So I mentioned that at this summer camp I worked at, we were told to sneeze/cough into our hands and wash them, so the germs dont spread around. Makes sense?

Well, he didn't like it. Did I hear about it though? No. He told the bakery manager who told my supervisor who told me.

So now he's "watching me" to make sure I WASH MY HANDS.

Here's the kicker.

I went upstairs today to go to the washroom. He was coming out the men's side.

What do I hear, in a nice little nasty tone when I walk into the washroom?

WASH YOUR HANDS!

I.

am.

not.

a.

5 year old!

*insert numerous swearwords here*

Seriously. I don't need to be told to wash my hands after using the washroom. I don't. If I didn't care for my job, that would have been the final straw.

The day you leave tell him you sneezed on his lunch and then walk out

1. Find the hidden cameras.

2. Locate coffee pot.

3. Ensure full bladder.

4. Good Morning Sunshine.

[Rhiannercakes 14]

I have a nice little vent today.

Okay.

So I work for this guy who owns the grocery store. He's a real jerk. Disrespects his employees, doesn't pay us well, we get yelled at for stuff we never really did etc. Apparently he even has his house set up to watch the store security cameras. Nice. /sarcasm

So recently he lectured us about the whole H1N1 thing, and washing our hands. Okay, that's nice. Now hear the phrase "Wash your hands" about 30 times in the 10 minute lecture.

So I mentioned that at this summer camp I worked at, we were told to sneeze/cough into our hands and wash them, so the germs dont spread around. Makes sense?

Well, he didn't like it. Did I hear about it though? No. He told the bakery manager who told my supervisor who told me.

So now he's "watching me" to make sure I WASH MY HANDS.

Here's the kicker.

I went upstairs today to go to the washroom. He was coming out the men's side.

What do I hear, in a nice little nasty tone when I walk into the washroom?

WASH YOUR HANDS!

I.

am.

not.

a.

5 year old!

*insert numerous swearwords here*

Seriously. I don't need to be told to wash my hands after using the washroom. I don't. If I didn't care for my job, that would have been the final straw.

The day you leave tell him you sneezed on his lunch and then walk out

1. Find the hidden cameras.

2. Locate coffee pot.

3. Ensure full bladder.

4. Good Morning Sunshine.

You guys are evil.

And he eats in a locked office, no way of getting up there... and he drinks Timmies, not coffee out of a pot

And there's about... 40 cameras in the store, I swear he can see everything.

[Danu 19]

You guys are evil.

And he eats in a locked office, no way of getting up there... and he drinks Timmies, not coffee out of a pot

And there's about... 40 cameras in the store, I swear he can see everything.

Tell him you sneezed on the door handle to his office then I'm only a little evil....

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

You guys are evil.

And he eats in a locked office, no way of getting up there... and he drinks Timmies, not coffee out of a pot

And there's about... 40 cameras in the store, I swear he can see everything.

Tell him you sneezed on the door handle to his office then I'm only a little evil....

I'm not.

A little fecal matter on the door knob is good for the soul. (yours not his )

[BermyCat 1]

Babysitting my teenaged step-siblings is almost enough to put you of sex for life!

~ Catherine

[JillA 2]

Babysitting my teenaged step-siblings is almost enough to put you of sex for life!

~ Catherine

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Pretty good for a guy who served on an ironclad.

actually, i was in the army......

shall we continue annoying krikit?

You are not going to infiltrate Canada with your gun talk, it's not going to happen, we will build a wall!!

i'm here for your timbits. hand them over!

Hey! This is the vent thread! Either put a lot of anger and aggression in your gun posts or get your own thread!!!

Junk mail. Government red tape. Political patronage. Lousy weather. World hunger. Mindless television programming. Sun damage. Arthritis. Bloating. Sleep deprivation. Rotator cuff pain. Gun control. Gun violence. Political discourse. Plutocratic whims. David Letterman. Milton Friedman. Reginald Maudling. Excess adipose tissue. MRIs. Sophistry. People who use the word sophistry. Back hair. Jon and Kate. Paris Hilton. Stephan Harper's singing. John Madden. Vince Lombardi. Brett Favre. CTV. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

A limit on the number of emoticons that can be used...

hey you left out "quebec"

[Varba 0]

Just for you KnJ.

Edited October 9, 2009 by Varba