The Vent - Part 2

[Sprailenes 47]

Like shadfly season in North Bay... the entire city is covered with them for 3-4 days a year and it is absolutely disgusting. It stinks, they pop, it's gross.

[The_Dude 1,142]

We have the same thing with ants. All summer long they invade, and then they more or less go away until it rains.

[Emancipation 2]

We have the same thing with ants. All summer long they invade, and then they more or less go away until it rains.

hmmm i was wondering where they all went.. had troubles all summer with the little ponks and they seem to have vanished

[The_Dude 1,142]

Here, they only show up during the summer and when it rains, or I've left out leftover slices of pizza for a few days

[Holliday 4]

Oh my god there is like attack of the beetles in my apt today.... All these disgusting flying beetles are somehow getting in and they are making me sick! I can't kill them all in time, more keep coming. My husband said at this time of year it's normal for beetles to be all over the area, it happens every Sept.... EWWWWWWWWWW

Ewww I feel your pain! I had the same problem in one of my apartments in Ottawa. They were horrible and relentless! The ones I had to deal with looked like large ladybugs. They were mainly getting in between the air conditioner and the window, so I duct taped the ####### out of it. That helped a little bit.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

We have the same thing with ants. All summer long they invade, and then they more or less go away until it rains.

you do spray periodically, don't you?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

We have the same thing with ants. All summer long they invade, and then they more or less go away until it rains.

you do spray periodically, don't you?

For Birthers?

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

We have the same thing with ants. All summer long they invade, and then they more or less go away until it rains.

you do spray periodically, don't you?

For Birthers?

[Krikit 1,164]

That went right over my head.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

That went right over my head.

Krikit, the whole thing isn't worth worrying about. It is, in the words of Eric Morecambe, "Rubbish!"

I've read all forms of legal filings and decisions, from Lord Wilberforce to Learned Hand to James McRuer. When my friend, who practices in Los Angeles, sent me the decision for the birther case, I couldn't believe it. Apparently a US Army Reserve Captain, Connie Rhodes, is refusing to be be deployed because Obama isn't an American and thus can't be the President or Commander in Chief. Somehow she got a lawyer/Dentist/Obama hater who is licensed to practice in California to file in the Federal Court in Georgia (you only have to be licensed in one state to appear before the Federal Court, Rhodes is commissioned at Fort Benning). Capt. Rhodes is a Doctor of Medicine no less. I think that she's looking for any excuse to get out of serving, since the Army paid her way through Medical School. The decision is good for a laugh, I was laughing so hard that I nearly lost my lunch. According to the motion for injunctive relief Obama is guilty of identity theft (188 times if I recall correctly) and is an undocumented alien. Kind of reminds me of that show from the 70s, President Wetback. As for the lawyer, she's had a complaint filed against her for unprofessional conduct (she's tried this stunt several times before) so she'll have lots of time to explain her actions in front of the The State Bar of California. On the upside Dr. Orly Taitz, lawyer/dentist/Obama hater might join the august pantheon of disbarred lawyers, people like Marvin Mitchelson, Spiro Agnew, G. Gordon Liddy, John Ehrlichman, Richard Nixon, John Dean, Mike Nifong, Alger Hiss and F. Lee Bailey. Bill Clinton and Sandy Burger both resigned or they too would have made the list, but why quibble over details, after all The Prez is an illegal.

[Sprailenes 47]

ugh.

That's all.

Edited September 25, 2009 by Sprailenes

[Krikit 1,164]

Ohhhh. Thanks Mumsie. Nutters. lol

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Ohhhh. Thanks Mumsie. Nutters. lol

Absolutely, a bunch of Nutters indeed. Talk about a Court of Bizarre Chamber. About the only thing missing is this (see video):

And did those feet in ancient time,

Walk upon Englands mountains green:

And was the holy Lamb of God,

On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,

Shine forth upon our clouded hills?

And was Jerusalem builded here,

Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;

Bring me my Arrows of desire:

Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:

Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,

Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:

Till we have built Jerusalem,

In Englands green & pleasant Land.

[Danu 19]

omg thats funny!

[beans 7]

My MIL drives me nuts...enough said.