The Vent - Part 2

[JillA 2]

There's a movie coming out starring Jen Aniston called the Turkey Baster, about that exact subject! I don't think she's a lesbian though

[Sprailenes 47]

Yea, I like to call it "masterbasting"

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

I have no clue guys, my mom was her boss at one time and she added me to her facebook. I really don't know much else about her.

She wanted a child, she's gay... so she slept with a friend.

How he found out it was his kid, I don't know the details.

I can say that I have heard this happening more than you would think in the lesbian community though, women want children, they have sex with a male and get what they want. It's either that or bust out the turkey baster, if you are strapped for cash.

funny how this word appears in a discussion about lesbians

[Sprailenes 47]

Our bosses daughter is having a baby so we all have the pleasure of getting up to the minute ####### updates all day.

I love my job.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Our bosses daughter is having a baby so we all have the pleasure of getting up to the minute ####### updates all day.

I love my job.

Pix or it never happened

[Sprailenes 47]

You want pics of an expanding vag?? You are into some weird ####### dude.

[JillA 2]

You want pics of an expanding vag?? You are into some weird ####### dude.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

You want pics of an expanding vag?? You are into some weird ####### dude.

if the right thing is making it expand, it can be sold as porn.

[Sprailenes 47]

Ok guys... THIS JUST IN:

the ####### has delivered a boy.

hey if I gotta know, you all have to know too.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

Ok guys... THIS JUST IN:

the ####### has delivered a boy.

hey if I gotta know, you all have to know too.

weight and length? and whatever it is, tell them us fishermen said throw it back in and let it grow some more.

[Sprailenes 47]

You know what I hate? Like it really IRKS ME!

At work... my boss..

She's just a really aggressive person (welcome to jersey) and whenever someone comes in and starts talking to me she feels the need to come over and take over the conversation. It really really bothers me. Just now some elderly woman came in and she was lost and I was TRYING to help her and she comes out and starts asking her a whole bunch of questions that the poor lady couldn't figure out. I was just annoyed. This happens all of the time.

I think its rude and obnoxious.

Edited July 10, 2009 by Sprailenes

[thetreble 19]

You know what I hate? Like it really IRKS ME!

At work... my boss..

She's just a really aggressive person (welcome to jersey) and whenever someone comes in and starts talking to me she feels the need to come over and take over the conversation. It really really bothers me. Just now some elderly woman came in and she was lost and I was TRYING to help her and she comes out and starts asking her a whole bunch of questions that the poor lady couldn't figure out. I was just annoyed. This happens all of the time.

I think its rude and obnoxious.

My boss does the same exact thing. What's worse is though, when I'm on the phone she yells from her office what she wants me to say like I'm not university educated and can't formulate a very simple response.

The other week I was talking on the phone to someone and she came out of her office doing like a "time out" sign with her hands. She kept doing it over and over again. So I said to the person, "Can you just hold on one moment?"

I said ot her, "What exactly are you doing?"

She goes.."Well I wanted you to..."

I cut her and said, "Do you realize how rude what you are doing is?"

And she just said, "no. sorry."

And went back into her office. I couldn't not believe she was doing it..although this is the same lady that "shhhh's" people.

There is talk in the office that she might be "moving" offices... But I'd stay where I am! They are trying to save me!

[Sprailenes 47]

Yea the CFO actually just took over her department, she's really great at some things I can vouch for that, but she is just rude at times. Ever since the CFO has taken over though, she has kind of become snarky with me. I have double the work load now and I am happy because I am doing more than I was, which just happened to be fixing her mistakes and doing all the computer work she didn't know to do herself.

She does the whole: "Who are you talking to... who's that" when I am on the phone too. I always just raise my hand and tell her to wait. I am on the phone... can't you wait until I am off to ask me who it is!?

She does have great qualities but she can just be rude, I attribute that to the area. I find Jersey people say things that I would never in a million years think of saying... and back home I was considered outspoken.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Yea the CFO actually just took over her department, she's really great at some things I can vouch for that, but she is just rude at times. Ever since the CFO has taken over though, she has kind of become snarky with me. I have double the work load now and I am happy because I am doing more than I was, which just happened to be fixing her mistakes and doing all the computer work she didn't know to do herself.

She does the whole: "Who are you talking to... who's that" when I am on the phone too. I always just raise my hand and tell her to wait. I am on the phone... can't you wait until I am off to ask me who it is!?

She does have great qualities but she can just be rude, I attribute that to the area. I find Jersey people say things that I would never in a million years think of saying... and back home I was considered outspoken.

Seeing as the CFO has taken over her department, she's probably paranoid that he's using you as a spy on her.

[Sprailenes 47]

Yea that's it. That's exactly it.