HUGE age differences!!!

[SMOKE 1,426]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

[WhiteSugga 0]

We don't smack our wives, but we do give them a clear understanding of limits within the relationship.

What exactly are you referring to when you "give them a clear understanding of limits within the relationship"?

Do I really have to explain this?

No throwing dishes.

No spending more than you make without discussion.

No infidelity.

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

Thank you so much for the clarification, but why are you so defensive in your response?

I am amused, however, at your list of "limits". I would assume that any woman that qualifies as a suitable marriage candidate would already be aware of these limits, no premarital stipulations would be necessary in the above mentioned fields. But eh, that's just me.

[Sinergy 3]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

[almaty 19]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

hmm..sounds a little brokeback, to me...

[SMOKE 1,426]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

hmm..sounds a little brokeback, to me...

yah, it looks it too. i don't invite my friends over anymore. her friends really think it looks good.

[Sinergy 3]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

hmm..sounds a little brokeback, to me...

:rofl: omg

[Peikko 1,575]

We don't smack our wives, but we do give them a clear understanding of limits within the relationship.

What exactly are you referring to when you "give them a clear understanding of limits within the relationship"?

Do I really have to explain this?

No throwing dishes.

No spending more than you make without discussion.

No infidelity.

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

Thank you so much for the clarification, but why are you so defensive in your response?

I am amused, however, at your list of "limits". I would assume that any woman that qualifies as a suitable marriage candidate would already be aware of these limits, no premarital stipulations would be necessary in the above mentioned fields. But eh, that's just me.

What is more, these so called 'limits' go both ways - although I imagine the boy colour would be more dark brown/black and perhaps some of those plush leather chairs to match those leather bound tomes.

[justashooter 430]

LOL

But I believe wisdom is gleaned from the sayings... "those who wish to lead, must serve".

Also, I don't think Shooter is so bad, it's just that his statements come off like a well aged hard on. Also, please don't give him any bombs.

A wise saying, that. We should all learn to wash feet. For some years I had a part time job on weekends taking care of developmentally disabled adult males. It was a good experience.

As for the bombs, I already have them, but save them for special occasions. The hard on I use on just about any occasion that presents itself. I'm sure I couldn't say much about bombs to a Palestinian.

[morocco4ever 63]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

You have my sympathy. I just got rid of a pink bedroom a year ago. Pepto Bismo pink.

[justashooter 430]

Do I really have to explain this?

No throwing dishes.

No spending more than you make without discussion.

No infidelity.

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

Thank you so much for the clarification, but why are you so defensive in your response?

I am amused, however, at your list of "limits". I would assume that any woman that qualifies as a suitable marriage candidate would already be aware of these limits, no premarital stipulations would be necessary in the above mentioned fields. But eh, that's just me.

You haven't been married to a young Chinese woman, obviously.

[Sinergy 3]

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

my bathroom is pink & my bedroom is purple. but, i did at least get a phone call at work right before it happened.

You have my sympathy. I just got rid of a pink bedroom a year ago. Pepto Bismo pink.

[morocco4ever 63]

Do I really have to explain this?

No throwing dishes.

No spending more than you make without discussion.

No infidelity.

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

Thank you so much for the clarification, but why are you so defensive in your response?

I am amused, however, at your list of "limits". I would assume that any woman that qualifies as a suitable marriage candidate would already be aware of these limits, no premarital stipulations would be necessary in the above mentioned fields. But eh, that's just me.

You haven't been married to a young Chinese woman, obviously.

Are you suggesting that all Chinese women throw dishes, spend to much, have adulterous relationships, and have poor judgment in decor?

[justashooter 430]

Do I really have to explain this?

No throwing dishes.

No spending more than you make without discussion.

No infidelity.

And, most importantly, no painting the bedroom pink without first giving notification and coming to a concensus on what color pink the bedroom is going to be.

Thank you so much for the clarification, but why are you so defensive in your response?

I am amused, however, at your list of "limits". I would assume that any woman that qualifies as a suitable marriage candidate would already be aware of these limits, no premarital stipulations would be necessary in the above mentioned fields. But eh, that's just me.

You haven't been married to a young Chinese woman, obviously.

Are you suggesting that all Chinese women throw dishes, spend to much, have adulterous relationships, and have poor judgment in decor?

You will note that only the part about throwing dishes was changed to bold. The rest of it she has under control.

It's OK. She likes cleaning up the shards and shopping for new dishes, anyway.

[MsMariah 0]

LOL

I don't mind if you have a rather stiff, aching, throbbing, hard on which explodes into a gooey but potent bunch of words. It's very entertaining.

I recall your opinion of Palestinians lacking virility, and I agree their bombs aren't effective even though their hard ons are ever so long lasting. However, it's from you and men like you who have their fingers on real ammunition that cause the world to look so fearsome for a simple woman like me.

I'll still vote for Paul Daniels even though I don't know his personal life. His words explode too effectively focused to become a comical mess.

[justashooter 430]

LOL

I don't mind if you have a rather stiff, aching, throbbing, hard on which explodes into a gooey but potent bunch of words. It's very entertaining.

I recall your opinion of Palestinians lacking virility, and I agree their bombs aren't effective even though their hard ons are ever so long lasting. However, it's from you and men like you who have their fingers on real ammunition that cause the world to look so fearsome for a simple woman like me.

I'll still vote for Paul Daniels even though I don't know his personal life. His words explode too effectively focused to become a comical mess.

Somehow, I feel rather violated by your enjoyment of my throbbingness, but i'm pleased that you were entertained. I'll be sure to keep this just between us.

Men like me have had our hands on real ammunition since we were 6 years old, and have never shot anyone with it that we weren't paid to. Blame uncle Sam if you don't like the way things turned out, but put his shoes on for awhile before you speak. Some really bad fellows have gone a floor down on the elevator to Hell thanks to men like me. We'll keep making you safe, whether you know it or not, and whether you like it or not. You're welcome.

Paul is a mystery. He may just be a foil perfecting my moulinet.