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i shook my monitor but nothing fell out. :crying:

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105lbs? in order for a woman to be in a normal weight range (not underweight) and weigh 105, she has to be shorter than 5'2''

Wrong

Take a trip to Philippines, and you will see tons of lovely young woman 105 or less, with Coke Bottle Figures.

Here is a prime example:

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and filipinas are short. i'd be dead if i weighed a buck ten at 5'7". stop hating.

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Joyce's helmet weighs 15 pounds by itself.

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May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Joyce's helmet weighs 15 pounds by itself.

:rofl: Not to mention the pound of Aqua Net.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Joyce's helmet weighs 15 pounds by itself.

:rofl: Not to mention the pound of Aqua Net.

You said it. Aqua Net is a wonder substance (much like Joyce's helmet) that brings out the inner beauty in everyone. It is a literal and figurative binding force.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

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December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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Till, I'd rather spend my life with Mrs TooSkinny than with Mrs TooFat.

No, no you really wouldn't.

I am 5'5" and weighed 75-80 lbs for the first two years that I lived with my now-husband.

My thighs were the same size as my calves. And I don't have fat calves.

we met: 07-22-01

engaged: 08-03-06

I-129 sent: 01-07-07

NOA2 approved: 04-02-07

packet 3 sent: 05-31-07

interview date: 06-25-07 - approved!

marriage: 07-23-07

AOS sent: 08-10-07

AOS/EAD/AP NOA1: 09-14-07

AOS approved: 11-19-07

green card received: 11-26-07

lifting of conditions filed: 10-29-09

NOA received: 11-09-09

lifting of conditions approved: 12-11-09

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Till, I'd rather spend my life with Mrs TooSkinny than with Mrs TooFat.

Well, I'd rather have a mild case of the clap than an allergy to oatmeal.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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105lbs? in order for a woman to be in a normal weight range (not underweight) and weigh 105, she has to be shorter than 5'2''

Wrong

Take a trip to Philippines, and you will see tons of lovely young woman 105 or less, with Coke Bottle Figures.

Here is a prime example:

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Just a reality (and grammar) check. Tons of lovely young woman cannot weigh 105 or less. Just saying.

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^I think you mean, weigh 105 lbs or less and have a nice pair of boobs. At least anyone under, say, 5'3" or so.

we met: 07-22-01

engaged: 08-03-06

I-129 sent: 01-07-07

NOA2 approved: 04-02-07

packet 3 sent: 05-31-07

interview date: 06-25-07 - approved!

marriage: 07-23-07

AOS sent: 08-10-07

AOS/EAD/AP NOA1: 09-14-07

AOS approved: 11-19-07

green card received: 11-26-07

lifting of conditions filed: 10-29-09

NOA received: 11-09-09

lifting of conditions approved: 12-11-09

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105lbs? in order for a woman to be in a normal weight range (not underweight) and weigh 105, she has to be shorter than 5'2''

Wrong

Take a trip to Philippines, and you will see tons of lovely young woman 105 or less, with Coke Bottle Figures.

Here is a prime example:

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1205960175l.jpg

Tallcoolone....come on - those are models. I know your hand doesn't know the difference, but seriously dude, you need to go back and visit the Philippines for a reality check. The Philippines isn't the mecca for beauty that you keep going on about and you'd find just as many beautiful women here in the states.

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Tallcoolone....come on - those are models. I know your hand doesn't know the difference, but seriously dude, you need to go back and visit the Philippines for a reality check. The Philippines isn't the mecca for beauty that you keep going on about and you'd find just as many beautiful women here in the states.

OMG, NOZ111!!!! All American womenz are fat and ugly and are shallow and watch Lifetime network to learn more wayz to hate the noble, no fault American menz.

It is soooooo true. No sensible American man would have an American woman, so I had to go get some loser from abroad. The green card was the only attraction, so he obviously divorced me when he received the 10 year card in Oct 07 and went straight to a Thai matchmaking site to find a 'real' woman.

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Till, I'd rather spend my life with Mrs TooSkinny than with Mrs TooFat.

Well, I'd rather have a mild case of the clap than an allergy to oatmeal.

sadly sister joyce.. i had both at one time :blush:

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i shook my monitor but nothing fell out. :crying:

looks like silicon under muscle, anatomical shape, prolly peri-areolar incision, WAG, 290-300cc each side and at least 3 months post-op.

don't ask me how i know.

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