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munchkins   0

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It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the

Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know

it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be

bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by

myself-you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the

Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the

landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen

reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating

England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone

remembers, "It must be full time

now, let's see how he got on." They

put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1

(Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against

England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him

in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his

hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And

they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."

:whistle::whistle::whistle:

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LiszyandKenny   5

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:lol::lol::lol: good one :)
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munchkins   0

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*gasp*

tsk tsk Val!!! :bonk:

I know Lisa but it is only a joke after all , if they come up against us, they will be lucky to get a goal :lol::lol:

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Euro   3

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:lol::lol::lol: Too funny :thumbs:

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Nessa   23

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ok blonde moment, i really didn't get it :crying:



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:D:D:D Very good

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ok blonde moment, i really didn't get it :crying:

Me neither and I am brunette! :huh:

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