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A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.

Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.

Two officers finally visited her home in Berlin, Germany - and confiscated the battery from her mobile phone.

A police spokesman said: "We warned her on a number of occasions that she was using the emergency services line inappropriately and she could face serious consequences.

"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.

"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."

Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."

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:lol: i guess she could always go hang around the poofhaus.

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i am sure ina year,..she be posting here..happily married to a chopf##k

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All she's gotta do is hang around Hamburg's Harbour-District with a €100 sign. :lol:

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man she's for sure a "desperate" homemaker :lol:

I'm pretty sure she was excited to see the two officers that paid her a visit :P

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A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.

Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.

Two officers finally visited her home in Berlin, Germany - and confiscated the battery from her mobile phone.

A police spokesman said: "We warned her on a number of occasions that she was using the emergency services line inappropriately and she could face serious consequences.

"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.

"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."

Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3222027.html?menu=

Confiscating her phone battery is a "serious consequence"? :rofl:

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Who knows, but I like reading it.

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