Yo Mama

[iceyspots 0]

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[Aymerlu 3]

Yo mamma so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids come running saying HEY KOOLAID

[*Robert* 2]

There's a new fast food joint called "Natch yo Mama"

[cajunasian 0]

Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning!

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

[Nessa 23]

yo mama is so ugly people go as her for halloween

yo mama is so dirty she lost 20 pounds after taking a shower

yo mama is so dumb she lost her own shadow

yo mama is so fat she make sumo wrestlers look anorexic

[cajunasian 0]

Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.

Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed

[Scott & Lai 12]

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

[Razor 0]

Yo Momma Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "one person at a time please"

[anca 0]

Yo mama is so stupid she put water on the computer so she can navigate on the internet

Yo mama is so short, she has to get up on a chair so she can whip the floor