Yo Mama

[Fandango 1,440]

Yo mama's so fat, when she shops at the GAP it's filled

[LiszyandKenny 5]

OMG... ROFL

[tmma 467]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

oh and BHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Fandango 1,440]

wheat thicks, lol

BHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two income family is when yo daddy's got two jobs

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and out came skittles!

[Nessa 23]

yo mama is so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side"

[gimygirl 0]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

[cajunasian 0]

Your mommy is so stupid, she change your brother's name from Bob to Bo so she could spell it!!!!

[Fandango 1,440]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

[Nessa 23]

Yo mama is so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave

yo mama is so fat that when she jumps on the scales her own phone number comes up

Edited June 18, 2006 by nessaandcharles

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

[LiszyandKenny 5]

oh man.. I am crying here.. LOLOLOL

[sarah and hicham 3]

Has anyone seen the Yo Mamma show on MTV? It's soooo stupid!

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

Oh yeah? Well, YOUR mama's so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

And your mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits cheese.

[LiszyandKenny 5]

:crying: oh man... bye.. I really need to stop reading it or I will die