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Ron/Sharon   0

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The ####### Study

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's ####### was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do they're own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Newfoundlanders, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead!

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09/28/2006 - NOA-1 (1-797C date )

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12/08/2006 - NOA-2 in 79 days

12/13/2006 - NOA-2 hard copy recieved

12/26/2006 - Package recieved by NVC

12/30/2006 - Received by Montreal

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04/16/2007 - Returned Packet 3

08/02/2007 - Received medical documentation

08/07/2007 - Received Interview date Aug. 9th

08/09/2007 - Received I-601 and 212 (not approved yet)

02/17/2008 - I-601 approved 212 abandoned

06/2?/2009 - New medical and passport and doc sent to Mtl

07/22/2009 - Recieved request for DS-221 and notarized letter of intent

07/31/2009 - Montreal recieves thier final requested doc.

09/01/2009 - Visa approved and mail out today

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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lol



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Ron/Sharon   0

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Are you just googling ####### jokes?

:lol:

Public servant don't have time to Google jokes, we're too busy writing them

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09/20/2006 - Sent I-129F

09/22/2006 - Received at NSC
09/28/2006 - NOA-1 (1-797C date )

10/02/2006 - Cheque cashed

10/02/2006 - NOA 1 (I-797C recieved in the mail)

12/08/2006 - NOA-2 in 79 days

12/13/2006 - NOA-2 hard copy recieved

12/26/2006 - Package recieved by NVC

12/30/2006 - Received by Montreal

01/22/2007 - Received Packet 3

04/16/2007 - Returned Packet 3

08/02/2007 - Received medical documentation

08/07/2007 - Received Interview date Aug. 9th

08/09/2007 - Received I-601 and 212 (not approved yet)

02/17/2008 - I-601 approved 212 abandoned

06/2?/2009 - New medical and passport and doc sent to Mtl

07/22/2009 - Recieved request for DS-221 and notarized letter of intent

07/31/2009 - Montreal recieves thier final requested doc.

09/01/2009 - Visa approved and mail out today

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Cipka   0

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

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Jasman0717   9

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I want to get a grant from the government to study stupid studies :wacko:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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eros_EX_Plumber   0

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

LMAO...

and how much you getting as kickback?

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

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one...two...tree   2,762

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

You stud muffin you.

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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

Take your time, be gentle, and use lots of lube. That should stop the complaints.

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Ban Hammer   13,332

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

maybe it's in the wrong hole? :unsure:

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eros_EX_Plumber   0

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

maybe it's in the wrong hole? :unsure::yes::crying:

or we have a lot of inflated egos...around here.... :lol:

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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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see. that's where alot of guys get it wrong, ya know?! it is GIRTH, not length that women want. My cousin Stanley is a Urologist in L.A. and he preforms hundreds of operation per year on Men to make them thicker. cost is about $5,900.00 RESULTS are priceless! HUBA-HUBA!

don't need it. number 1 complaint from chinese girls. too much already.

maybe it's in the wrong hole? :unsure:

There is one hole, that when properly plugged, stops complaining for a while. :thumbs:

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Cipka Apprentice

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guys, those were some great replies! LOL! my fricken sides are hurting from the laughs you all gave me. Thank You! no, i am not getting any kickbacks actually, i was only kidding! but i do know dr.r. barron, a promenant doctor it that field, and it really does work! cost me that amount. LOL

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