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Fortune Cookies --- In Bed

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Jasman0717 Grand Master

Jasman0717   9

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Thats going to give Claudeth's favorite place a whole new meaning :blink:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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AbsentMindedKat Rookie

AbsentMindedKat   1

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I knew saving this fortune would come in handy!

Confucious say:show-off always shown up in showndown ... in bed!

I-129F
02-09-2009 - Sent I-129F package
02-11-2009 - NOA1
06-15-2009 - NOA2
06-22-2009 - NVC received petition
07-09-2009 - Consulate received petition
08-27-2009 - Packet 3
10-03-2009 - Packet 4
10-08-2009 - Interview - Approved!
10-16-2009 - Received visa
02-03-2010 - U.S. entry
04-01-2010 - Married! (No joke!)

AOS/AP/EAD
04-26-2010 - Sent I-485/I-131/I-765 package
05-03-2010 - NOA1
05-18-2010 - RFE (Resolved)
06-14-2010 - Biometrics
06-21-2010 - Transferred to CSC
07-06-2010 - AP (I-131) and EAD (I-765) Approved
10-13-2010 - AOS (I-485) Approved!

I-751
09-11-2012 - Sent I-751 package
09-13-2012 - NOA1
10-11-2012 - Biometrics

04-08-2013 - Approved!

All mine. <3

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Kevin&Leilei Collaborator

Kevin&Leilei   1

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Most fortunes I get are lame. The best one I've ever gotten (I keep it in my wallet):

You and your wife will be happy in your life together (IN BED).

And may it always be true.

Thank you. :)

10-28-2008 - I-129F petition in the mail

11-03-2008 - NOA1

03-26-2009 - NOA2

04-23-2009 - P3

06-11-2009 - P4

07-16-2009 - interview - APPROVED

07-22-2009 - visa in hand

08-05-2009 - US entry

09-13-2009 - wedding

10-20-2009 - AOS application in the mail

10-28-2009 - NOA

11-25-2009 - biometrics appointment

12-18-2009 - EAD approved

12-22-2009 - EAD card received

01-28-2010 - interview - APPROVED

02-12-2010 - green card received

11-07-2011 - I-751 petition in the mail

11-10-2011 - NOA

12-30-2011 - biometrics appointment

08-13-2012 - approval

03-28-2013 - N-400 application in the mail

04-02-2013 - NOA

04-30-2013 - biometrics appointment

06-13-2013 - interview - APPROVED

08-26-2013 - oath

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Waldo Community Regular

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I vowed never to eat a fortune cookie again. After panda express gave me three bad ones in a row I could take it anymore. One said "make sure you finish all financial transactions before moving on". Another said something like "Even if you keep trying sometimes you just can't succeed." But the final straw was "don't spend all your time alone"

For the love of God, How do they know so much about me?

USCIS

12/03/2008...Sent I-130 form

12/04/2008...Papers reached Chicago LockBox (1Day)

12/11/2008...NOA1 (7days)

12/22/2008...NOA1 hard copy received (11 days ~ Heavy Snowfall Delayed Mail)

03/14/2009...NOA2 (92 days from NOA1)

03/24/2009...NOA2 Hard copy received (No touches or web approval)

NVC

04/06/2009...Received by NVC (23 days from NOA2)

DreAlphaBettas@aol.com

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spookyturtle Grand Master

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I vowed never to eat a fortune cookie again. After panda express gave me three bad ones in a row I could take it anymore. One said "make sure you finish all financial transactions before moving on". Another said something like "Even if you keep trying sometimes you just can't succeed." But the final straw was "don't spend all your time alone"

For the love of God, How do they know so much about me?

:lol:

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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