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Most of you know the old "IN BED" after reading your fortune. Those of you who do not.

The next time you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant, when they bring you the Fortune Cookies, make sure that everyone in your group opens their Fortune Cookie in front of everyone – and reads out their fortune message… BUT at the end of their message, they have to add the words, “In Bed”…

What would be some fun phrases...when to NOT add "In Bed" after your fortune?

You are deeply attached to your family and home in bed. :rofl:

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I once got a fortune cookie that read: "Your car is on fire in the parking lot." :blink:

What kind of fortune is that? :blink:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Most of you know the old "IN BED" after reading your fortune. Those of you who do not.

The next time you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant, when they bring you the Fortune Cookies, make sure that everyone in your group opens their Fortune Cookie in front of everyone – and reads out their fortune message… BUT at the end of their message, they have to add the words, “In Bed”…

What would be some fun phrases...when to NOT add "In Bed" after your fortune?

You are deeply attached to your family and home in bed. :rofl:

Don't get out much, huh?

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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Most of you know the old "IN BED" after reading your fortune. Those of you who do not.

The next time you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant, when they bring you the Fortune Cookies, make sure that everyone in your group opens their Fortune Cookie in front of everyone – and reads out their fortune message… BUT at the end of their message, they have to add the words, “In Bed”…

What would be some fun phrases...when to NOT add "In Bed" after your fortune?

You are deeply attached to your family and home in bed. :rofl:

Don't get out much, huh?

No. My husband keeps me locked up in the kitchen.

You are really funny. I'm still laughing....

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Most of you know the old "IN BED" after reading your fortune. Those of you who do not.

The next time you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant, when they bring you the Fortune Cookies, make sure that everyone in your group opens their Fortune Cookie in front of everyone – and reads out their fortune message… BUT at the end of their message, they have to add the words, “In Bed”…

What would be some fun phrases...when to NOT add "In Bed" after your fortune?

You are deeply attached to your family and home in bed. :rofl:

Don't get out much, huh?

No. My husband keeps me locked up in the kitchen.

You are really funny. I'm still laughing....

Tell him that you want out of the kitchen, to go out in public, and no fortune cookies. :lol:

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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Most of you know the old "IN BED" after reading your fortune. Those of you who do not.

The next time you are with a group of people at a Chinese restaurant, when they bring you the Fortune Cookies, make sure that everyone in your group opens their Fortune Cookie in front of everyone – and reads out their fortune message… BUT at the end of their message, they have to add the words, “In Bed”…

What would be some fun phrases...when to NOT add "In Bed" after your fortune?

You are deeply attached to your family and home in bed. :rofl:

Don't get out much, huh?

No. My husband keeps me locked up in the kitchen.

You are really funny. I'm still laughing....

Tell him that you want out of the kitchen, to go out in public, and no fortune cookies. :lol:

:thumbs:

When he lets me talk...He has me on a schedule...I believe I'm penciled in at 7pm to talk. :P

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Most fortunes I get are lame. The best one I've ever gotten (I keep it in my wallet):

You and your wife will be happy in your life together (IN BED).

10-28-2008 - I-129F petition in the mail

11-03-2008 - NOA1

03-26-2009 - NOA2

04-23-2009 - P3

06-11-2009 - P4

07-16-2009 - interview - APPROVED

07-22-2009 - visa in hand

08-05-2009 - US entry

09-13-2009 - wedding

10-20-2009 - AOS application in the mail

10-28-2009 - NOA

11-25-2009 - biometrics appointment

12-18-2009 - EAD approved

12-22-2009 - EAD card received

01-28-2010 - interview - APPROVED

02-12-2010 - green card received

11-07-2011 - I-751 petition in the mail

11-10-2011 - NOA

12-30-2011 - biometrics appointment

08-13-2012 - approval

03-28-2013 - N-400 application in the mail

04-02-2013 - NOA

04-30-2013 - biometrics appointment

06-13-2013 - interview - APPROVED

08-26-2013 - oath

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When he lets me talk...He has me on a schedule...I believe I'm penciled in at 7pm to talk. :P

Careful, I might tell him you spend all day here. :lol:

Shhh!!! Plzzz...don't. He might beat me! :P

Most fortunes I get are lame. The best one I've ever gotten (I keep it in my wallet):

You and your wife will be happy in your life together (IN BED).

That one is awesome though! :blush:

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