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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

that's a good one. she must eat alot of hot dog pie...

hot dog pie, ftw!

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Amby Grand Master

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bump for this

:lol:

Today, while shopping at Victoria's Secret with my friend, I saw a man holding a lacy bra up to his chest. When my friend and I passed by, I whispered, "Ew, what is that perv doing?" The "guy" immediately turned around and snarled, "I'm a woman, you little ######," and threw her bra at my face. FML

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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That's a funny site :lol:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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100% Al Ahly Fan   53

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Funny stuff....reminds me my life ain't as bad as others

Today, after going to T-mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank, I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turnhing back wtih a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this ###### did it". FML

Today, I got a papercut while trying to open a box of Band -Aids. FML

Blessed are the heart that can bend, they can never be broken - Albert Camus

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Funny stuff....reminds me my life ain't as bad as others

Today, after going to T-mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank, I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turnhing back wtih a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this ###### did it". FML

Today, I got a papercut while trying to open a box of Band -Aids. FML

Did you get my text???

Truly happy!!!

New life, new adventures, and a new attitude.

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100% Al Ahly Fan Proficient

100% Al Ahly Fan   53

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Funny stuff....reminds me my life ain't as bad as others

Today, after going to T-mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank, I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turnhing back wtih a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this ###### did it". FML

Today, I got a papercut while trying to open a box of Band -Aids. FML

Did you get my text???

yep, smarty pants.... :D

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Blessed are the heart that can bend, they can never be broken - Albert Camus

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I emailed my ex 2 times to tell her not to cash the last 2 checks I sent her until next week.

Naturally, they cleared yesterday and I'm out $80. FML

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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almaty Grand Master

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hot dog pie, ftw!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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