Yardies at home and Farrin (part13)

[JaHoney 3]

Subject: FW: You go granny

Thought this was funny so wanted to share!!!

DEPORT HER

TO

AMERICA !!

The Rambo Granny

of Melbourne,

Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava

Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs

raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she

tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and

shot off their

testicles.

The old lady spent a

week hunting those men down -- and when she

found them, she took revenge on them in her own

special way, said Melbourne police

investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to

the nearest police station, laid the gun on

the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as

could be: 'Those bastards will

never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops

say convicted rapist and robber

Davis

Furth ,

33, lost both his ####### and his testicles when

outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in

the hotel room where he and former prison

cell mate Stanley Thomas,

29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger

also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but

doctors managed to save his mangled #######,

police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose

his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he

won't be using it the way he used to,

Detective Delp told reporters. Both

men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think

they're just happy to be alive after what

they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung

into action August 21 after her granddaughter

Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight

by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of

town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look

on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,

I decided I was going to go out and get those

bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would

go easy on them," recalled the retired library

worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either--

because I've got me a gun and I've been

shooting' all my life. And

I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law

changed about owning

one."

So, using a police

artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's

description of the sickos', Tough-as-nails Ava

spent seven days prowling the wino-infested

neighborhood where the crime took place till she

spotted the ill fated rapists entering their

flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the

minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em

anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said

sure as hell, it was them, the oldster

recalled.

So

I went back to that hotel and found their room

and knocked on the door and the minute the big

one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square

between the legs, right where it would really

hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and

shot the other one as he backed up pleading to

me to spare him. Then I went down to the police

station and turned myself

in.

Now, baffled lawmen

are trying to figure out exactly how to deal

with the vigilante granny. What she did was

wrong, and she broke the law, but it is

difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in

prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3

million people in the city want to nominate her

for

Mayor.

DEPORT

HER TO

AMERICA ---

WE NEED HER !!

[phillyfashionista 8]

No fast food in Ochi for me!

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20090223/news/news1.html

Customers at a popular fast-food restaurant in the heart of Ocho Rios received a shock during their lunch hour on Friday as they lined up to purchase lunch.

A huge rat fell on to a female customer as she sat in the restaurant enjoying her meal.

Instantly, the afternoon's relative quiet was shattered by ear-shattering screams by the frightened woman and her female friend.

When the other customers, mostly women, realised what was happening, the restaurant became a virtual mad house as they scampered in all directions, some on to chairs, some outside, to avoid the now frightened animal as it too scurried about, trying to get away.

One brave woman showed some guts as the rodent came close to her, giving it a huge kick, sending it slamming against the counter and almost on to a woman standing there

Morning all Happy Thursday!

Glad you are feeling better SUS

OMG I can only imagine the DRAMA!!!!!

I wonder was it Juicy Beef that is not the cleanest place in town but my Hubby swears by it

[MSNELLY 0]

Good morning ladies. Have a good day.

[*SunRay* 1]

Hello Yardie folks..... The work week is just about over for some of us and I can't wait for the weekend. I need some sleep. lol

No fast food in Ochi for me!

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20090223/news/news1.html

Customers at a popular fast-food restaurant in the heart of Ocho Rios received a shock during their lunch hour on Friday as they lined up to purchase lunch.

A huge rat fell on to a female customer as she sat in the restaurant enjoying her meal.

Instantly, the afternoon's relative quiet was shattered by ear-shattering screams by the frightened woman and her female friend.

When the other customers, mostly women, realised what was happening, the restaurant became a virtual mad house as they scampered in all directions, some on to chairs, some outside, to avoid the now frightened animal as it too scurried about, trying to get away.

One brave woman showed some guts as the rodent came close to her, giving it a huge kick, sending it slamming against the counter and almost on to a woman standing there

Morning all Happy Thursday!

Glad you are feeling better SUS

OMG I can only imagine the DRAMA!!!!!

I wonder was it Juicy Beef that is not the cleanest place in town but my Hubby swears by it

That's nasty, but I'm sure a lot of restaurants have them and we don't know it. Yuck!

[shrewdgal 0]

so..online our DHL status says :

"Awaiting collection by recipient as requested"

does that mean we can pick it up????????

I hope so because M is on his way to Kingston..hahahah

[sus 70]

Yeah, Shrewdie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say that means he can pick it up!

[*JG* 2]

Ryon, glad you made it back safe. I remember walking through fern gully as a child.

JG -- I need an update on "24" I'm so behind. I missed the show Monday...my head just can't get right these days.

OMG, Tre....so much this time. All I seem to remember is Jack is going to be pardoned from his congressional hearings and he and Tony hooked up at the end to work another job. I forget the rest now. Know it was jam packed.

Pay attention Tre: NEXT MONDAY THE 2ND IS A 2 HOUR EPISODE. You MUST watch it. Write it on a calendar. Set an alarm. whatever.

[*JG* 2]

No fast food in Ochi for me!

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20090223/news/news1.html

Customers at a popular fast-food restaurant in the heart of Ocho Rios received a shock during their lunch hour on Friday as they lined up to purchase lunch.

A huge rat fell on to a female customer as she sat in the restaurant enjoying her meal.

Instantly, the afternoon's relative quiet was shattered by ear-shattering screams by the frightened woman and her female friend.

When the other customers, mostly women, realised what was happening, the restaurant became a virtual mad house as they scampered in all directions, some on to chairs, some outside, to avoid the now frightened animal as it too scurried about, trying to get away.

One brave woman showed some guts as the rodent came close to her, giving it a huge kick, sending it slamming against the counter and almost on to a woman standing there

Mawin, sus hope you feeling better, but the rats dropping out of ceilings too funny .,.. could have been worse, it could have been bird droppings while you're about to dip your fork into your plate. Can't remember the name of the restaurant in Negril, they need to shut that place down, sometimes the birds fly in and you end up defending your plate..

u going to work today.

Ewwwwww....ewwwwwww...ewwwwww.............I once had an unruly child spit on my plate in an Italian restaurant and that was enough for me!

so..online our DHL status says :

"Awaiting collection by recipient as requested"

does that mean we can pick it up????????

I hope so because M is on his way to Kingston..hahahah

Oh, Shrewdie.....that's wonderful.

[shrewdgal 0]

Yeah, Shrewdie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say that means he can pick it up!

we think so too

I have decided that they should have a little dictionary on the DHL site so you know what the ####### that stuff means!

Poor Pecky's husbands is still on hold

and someone else with the interview the same as me got theirs Tuesday...what method is there to the DHL madness?

so..online our DHL status says :

"Awaiting collection by recipient as requested"

does that mean we can pick it up????????

I hope so because M is on his way to Kingston..hahahah

Oh, Shrewdie.....that's wonderful.

We are just so happy. Its amazing how that stress releif can help your relationship

[phillyfashionista 8]

Yeah, Shrewdie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say that means he can pick it up!

we think so too

I have decided that they should have a little dictionary on the DHL site so you know what the ####### that stuff means!

Poor Pecky's husbands is still on hold

and someone else with the interview the same as me got theirs Tuesday...what method is there to the DHL madness?

so..online our DHL status says :

"Awaiting collection by recipient as requested"

does that mean we can pick it up????????

I hope so because M is on his way to Kingston..hahahah

Oh, Shrewdie.....that's wonderful.

We are just so happy. Its amazing how that stress releif can help your relationship

Shrewdie

That is fabulous I am so happy for you!

[Sonshyne 2]

Hello Yardie folks..... The work week is just about over for some of us and I can't wait for the weekend. I need some sleep. lol

Thank goodness because this is how I feel....

Shrewdy Congrats to you and your Hubby!! How soon will he be coming home??

Sol welcome back.. Glad you had a good time.

Sus hope you feel better soon, sinus infections are a really butt kicker. I have sinutitus (sp) too.

Good morning to all my VJ Family

[dancehallquana 5]

Good morning all!!

ur on ur way shrewd my girl..

welcome back ryon and lovesponge too, think i missed u the other day.. nothing like some baby mama drama, but as one that has baby daddy drama, i can totally sympathized w/ roger and all the other guys...

sus.. vitamin c girl.. it really works wonders i am telling u.. its worth a try..i was feeling overwhelmed last week, now that i have things in place i am bored LOL

well my oldest's glasses broke monday.. she is like a blind mouse so we had to immediately get her some relief LOL

went to the eye dr and she has been screaming about contacts, now i know how bothersome they are to me, but i wanted to give her a chance.. so we did both contacts and glasses. she got her some purple (fav color) baby phat frames..THANK GOD FOR GOOD VISION INS...and after 30 mins she was actually able to get the contacts in her eyes ..

MANN.. my children are growing up so fast, i was looking at her w/ her contacts and wrapping her own hair at night, even cooked the other night.. WOW.. time flies, love on them babies while u can...

[shrewdgal 0]

Hello Yardie folks..... The work week is just about over for some of us and I can't wait for the weekend. I need some sleep. lol

Thank goodness because this is how I feel....

Shrewdy Congrats to you and your Hubby!! How soon will he be coming home??

Sol welcome back.. Glad you had a good time.

Sus hope you feel better soon, sinus infections are a really butt kicker. I have sinutitus (sp) too.

Good morning to all my VJ Family

tomorrow if he gets it today :)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

DILLON r u ready?

[JaHoney 3]

Nelly thanks for that recipe you sent me, im gonna have to try that one when i get home from JA, how did it taste????