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First, let's define davenport. A davenport, according to The Free Dictionary, is a large sofa, often converted into a bed.

Hence, davenport wrestling is when a man wrestles with a woman on a davenport sofa! Below is a classic example of davenport wrestling:

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hhmm...... :yes:

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First, let's define davenport. A davenport, according to The Free Dictionary, is a large sofa, often converted into a bed.

Hence, davenport wrestling is when a man wrestles with a woman on a davenport sofa! Below is a classic example of davenport wrestling:

wrestling007.jpg

ahhhh ok! i was wondering where davenport was :unsure:

Davenport is in Iowa.

It's an antiquated term used by lower-class people to refer to a sofa or couch.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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The Associated Press reported that Mexico City residents set a new record Valentine's Day as nearly 40,000 people locked lips in the city center for the world's largest group kiss.

My friends, don't you think Filipinos can erase this record? I'm pretty sure that it could happen if couples from the Greater Manila area converge at the Luneta on February 14, 2010 and show their love and affection for each other by kissing for the record. I have seen hundreds of couples making out on clandestine trysts at the Luneta at past twilight time when I was in Manila last summer.

only those with spanish blood can hope to compete with the mexican kissers.

That's an asinine comment made by someone who obviously has some sort of odd Spanish fetish. Why don't you go back to your own barrio? - J

:secret: you've not been reading much of this forum, have you? there's a few that tout their spanish blood in this forum like it's a badge of honor :lol:

eta: and i don't have a barrio, i'm the usc ;)

And there's A LOT of Proud Filipinos on this site. You make me laugh. :whistle: -A

The Associated Press reported that Mexico City residents set a new record Valentine's Day as nearly 40,000 people locked lips in the city center for the world's largest group kiss.

My friends, don't you think Filipinos can erase this record? I'm pretty sure that it could happen if couples from the Greater Manila area converge at the Luneta on February 14, 2010 and show their love and affection for each other by kissing for the record. I have seen hundreds of couples making out on clandestine trysts at the Luneta at past twilight time when I was in Manila last summer.

only those with spanish blood can hope to compete with the mexican kissers.

That's an asinine comment made by someone who obviously has some sort of odd Spanish fetish. Why don't you go back to your own barrio? - J

And you go back to your tenement and swallow your ignorance! :lol::lol::lol:

After you. :)

-A

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The Associated Press reported that Mexico City residents set a new record Valentine's Day as nearly 40,000 people locked lips in the city center for the world's largest group kiss.

My friends, don't you think Filipinos can erase this record? I'm pretty sure that it could happen if couples from the Greater Manila area converge at the Luneta on February 14, 2010 and show their love and affection for each other by kissing for the record. I have seen hundreds of couples making out on clandestine trysts at the Luneta at past twilight time when I was in Manila last summer.

only those with spanish blood can hope to compete with the mexican kissers.

That's an asinine comment made by someone who obviously has some sort of odd Spanish fetish. Why don't you go back to your own barrio? - J

:secret: you've not been reading much of this forum, have you? there's a few that tout their spanish blood in this forum like it's a badge of honor :lol:

eta: and i don't have a barrio, i'm the usc ;)

And there's A LOT of Proud Filipinos on this site. You make me laugh. :whistle: -A

no really? :rolleyes:

keep firing away, you missed badly with the barrio comment :D

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The Associated Press reported that Mexico City residents set a new record Valentine's Day as nearly 40,000 people locked lips in the city center for the world's largest group kiss.

My friends, don't you think Filipinos can erase this record? I'm pretty sure that it could happen if couples from the Greater Manila area converge at the Luneta on February 14, 2010 and show their love and affection for each other by kissing for the record. I have seen hundreds of couples making out on clandestine trysts at the Luneta at past twilight time when I was in Manila last summer.

only those with spanish blood can hope to compete with the mexican kissers.

That's an asinine comment made by someone who obviously has some sort of odd Spanish fetish. Why don't you go back to your own barrio? - J

:secret: you've not been reading much of this forum, have you? there's a few that tout their spanish blood in this forum like it's a badge of honor :lol:

eta: and i don't have a barrio, i'm the usc ;)

And there's A LOT of Proud Filipinos on this site. You make me laugh. :whistle: -A

no really? :rolleyes:

keep firing away, you missed badly with the barrio comment :D

:thumbs::):no::) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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I love Jeff I Love Anna

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My partner and I would be willing participants to a group kiss, just to help beat the record set in Mexico. But it has to be here at Burnham Park in Baguio. :star::star:

Hi mariquita linda! I have a cousin in Baguio who might be interested to be your kissing partner. :whistle:

Sorry, I already have one. But he is in Arizona, so, if I forego with my tentative plan to join him in the U.S., I'll let you know! :thumbs:

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My partner and I would be willing participants to a group kiss, just to help beat the record set in Mexico. But it has to be here at Burnham Park in Baguio. :star::star:

Hi mariquita linda! I have a cousin in Baguio who might be interested to be your kissing partner. :whistle:

Sorry, I already have one. But he is in Arizona, so, if I forego with my tentative plan to join him in the U.S., I'll let you know! :thumbs:

Ay mariquita linda, agpadpada met gayam ti panunot ta a dua. Saan ta pay la a maseguro to kayat ta ti mapan diay Estados Unidos wenno saan!

aka Señorita Tessa, Señora Bonita, Mariquita Linda, Muñequita Linda, Amor Perdido y Chaparrita Chula!

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My partner and I would be willing participants to a group kiss, just to help beat the record set in Mexico. But it has to be here at Burnham Park in Baguio. :star::star:

Hi mariquita linda! I have a cousin in Baguio who might be interested to be your kissing partner. :whistle:

Sorry, I already have one. But he is in Arizona, so, if I forego with my tentative plan to join him in the U.S., I'll let you know! :thumbs:

Ay mariquita linda, agpadpada met gayam ti panunot ta a dua. Saan ta pay la a maseguro no kayat ta ti mapan diay Estados Unidos wenno saan!

English translation:

Oh, mariquita linda, the two of us share the same ideas. We ain't sure yet if we want to go the United States or not.

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My partner and I would be willing participants to a group kiss, just to help beat the record set in Mexico. But it has to be here at Burnham Park in Baguio. :star::star:

Hi mariquita linda! I have a cousin in Baguio who might be interested to be your kissing partner. :whistle:

Sorry, I already have one. But he is in Arizona, so, if I forego with my tentative plan to join him in the U.S., I'll let you know! :thumbs:

Ay mariquita linda, agpadpada met gayam ti panunot ta a dua. Saan ta pay la a maseguro to kayat ta ti mapan diay Estados Unidos wenno saan!

Pagayayaman yo ti biag dagitay Kano.

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My partner and I would be willing participants to a group kiss, just to help beat the record set in Mexico. But it has to be here at Burnham Park in Baguio. :star::star:

Hi mariquita linda! I have a cousin in Baguio who might be interested to be your kissing partner. :whistle:

Sorry, I already have one. But he is in Arizona, so, if I forego with my tentative plan to join him in the U.S., I'll let you know! :thumbs:

Ay mariquita linda, agpadpada met gayam ti panunot ta a dua. Saan ta pay la a maseguro to kayat ta ti mapan diay Estados Unidos wenno saan!

Pagayayaman yo ti biag dagitay Kano.

Saan ka nga agdanag, Marie. Saanakon nga umay dita Estados Unidos. Nagsarita kami ken daydiay noviok ket nagsina kamin - mutual arrangement. Imbagak kaniana nga marigatanak diay Santa Fe, narigat ti agbirok ti trabajo, ken nalamiis unay diay. Ken maysa pay, narigat ti economia dita America tatta. Nasayaat met to biagko ditoy Filipinas, saan ko a masapul ti umay dita America tapno sumaysayaat ti biag. Ditoy yak laengen. Barbareng kaniam a ta nasayaat ngata ti pagsapulan yo nga agasawa. Diay lakay mo ket self-employed ket napigsa ngata ti kita na ta adda met a patinayon dita VJ, huh?

Sapay coma ta maawatam daytoy saadko. Awan ti biag ti Cano nga pinagay-ayamak. Uray no casta, agvisitaak met ditoy VJ sagpaminsan!

aka Señorita Tessa, Señora Bonita, Mariquita Linda, Muñequita Linda, Amor Perdido y Chaparrita Chula!

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Saan ka nga agdanag, Marie. Saanakon nga umay dita Estados Unidos. Nagsarita kami ken daydiay noviok ket nagsina kamin - mutual arrangement. Imbagak kaniana nga marigatanak diay Santa Fe, narigat ti agbirok ti trabajo, ken nalamiis unay diay. Ken maysa pay, narigat ti economia dita America tatta. Nasayaat met to biagko ditoy Filipinas, saan ko a masapul ti umay dita America tapno sumaysayaat ti biag. Ditoy yak laengen. Barbareng kaniam a ta nasayaat ngata ti pagsapulan yo nga agasawa. Diay lakay mo ket self-employed ket napigsa ngata ti kita na ta adda met a patinayon dita VJ, huh?

Sapay coma ta maawatam daytoy saadko. Awan ti biag ti Cano nga pinagay-ayamak. Uray no casta, agvisitaak met ditoy VJ sagpaminsan!

Wen, maawatan ka. Pasensiya kan nu nag-post ni lakay ko ta dinamag na kanyak nu anya kano ti Ilocano translation ti "pinaglalaruan ang buhay ng mga fiance niyo". Kunak kanya na madim nga padasin ag-post na mabusor da kanyak. Isunga na naibaga na met kasta.

Ammok met nga madim nga maaramid nga pagayayaman ti biag da. Mayat ngarud nu nasyaat ti biag mo dita Pinas. Ngem sayang met nu damagin nak ta madi ka nga mapan ditoy.

Narigat talaga biyag ditoy California. Uray no self-employed ni lakay ko ket nagbirok nag ti trabaho ta agpawpawit nak ti paggatang agas ni mommy ta highblood met. Madi na maawatan ni lakay ko. Pasensiyaan mo ni lakay ko ta kaykayat na ti mang-asar. -- Marie

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