Smoking a joint

brnidokiegurl · February 14, 2009

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint,

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala! What are you doing? '

The koala said, ' Smoking a joint; come up and have some. '

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,

where they enjoyed the weed.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry

and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

'What ' s the matter with you? '

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, ' Hey you! '

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....

How much water did you drink?!! '

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