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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend, a muslim. "Achmed," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Achmed. "I sent my son to Israel for a vacation and he also came home a Christian." The two fathers go to a local coffee shop to discuss this further.

While talking at the coffee shop, the owner, a hindu, overhears them. They explained their problem to the Hindu owner. "Funny you should mention that," said the Hindu. "My son went to Israel on a business trip, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

All decided to pray to seek guidance about what to do with their sons. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel."

That's cute :)

nope you are right, there are too many who feel that only they have the answer... ah well...

And then there are those who are condescending... :whistle:

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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend, a muslim. "Achmed," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Achmed. "I sent my son to Israel for a vacation and he also came home a Christian." The two fathers go to a local coffee shop to discuss this further.

While talking at the coffee shop, the owner, a hindu, overhears them. They explained their problem to the Hindu owner. "Funny you should mention that," said the Hindu. "My son went to Israel on a business trip, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

All decided to pray to seek guidance about what to do with their sons. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel."

:lol::lol::lol:

I wonder if Bush even knows anything about Islam?

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nope you are right, there are too many who feel that only they have the answer... ah well...

And then there are those who are condescending... :whistle:

yup!! :thumbs::lol:

WE AGREE!! HALLELUJIA! That munchkins NEVER should have said to each their own... tsk

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nope you are right, there are too many who feel that only they have the answer... ah well...

And then there are those who are condescending... :whistle:

yup!! :thumbs::lol:

WE AGREE!! HALLELUJIA!

well stated sister fraces..

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend, a muslim. "Achmed," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Achmed. "I sent my son to Israel for a vacation and he also came home a Christian." The two fathers go to a local coffee shop to discuss this further.

While talking at the coffee shop, the owner, a hindu, overhears them. They explained their problem to the Hindu owner. "Funny you should mention that," said the Hindu. "My son went to Israel on a business trip, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

All decided to pray to seek guidance about what to do with their sons. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel."

:lol::lol::lol:

I wonder if Bush even knows anything about Islam?

i'd be afraid to ask :blink:

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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend, a muslim. "Achmed," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Achmed. "I sent my son to Israel for a vacation and he also came home a Christian." The two fathers go to a local coffee shop to discuss this further.

While talking at the coffee shop, the owner, a hindu, overhears them. They explained their problem to the Hindu owner. "Funny you should mention that," said the Hindu. "My son went to Israel on a business trip, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

All decided to pray to seek guidance about what to do with their sons. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel."

we are all God's children...he sent me to illinois...not just Jesus(PBUH)

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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nope you are right, there are too many who feel that only they have the answer... ah well...

And then there are those who are condescending... :whistle:

yup!! :thumbs::lol:

WE AGREE!! HALLELUJIA! That munchkins NEVER should have said to each their own... tsk

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Convert or die. When will the infidels learn?

That's not what he said... he said it was the only way to save their souls... not their lives...

The article also went on to quote him as saying those bombers were misguided but that part didn't get pasted here :no:

For people who don't like to discuss religion there sure are a lot of posts about it here all the time...

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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend, a muslim. "Achmed," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Achmed. "I sent my son to Israel for a vacation and he also came home a Christian." The two fathers go to a local coffee shop to discuss this further.

While talking at the coffee shop, the owner, a hindu, overhears them. They explained their problem to the Hindu owner. "Funny you should mention that," said the Hindu. "My son went to Israel on a business trip, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

All decided to pray to seek guidance about what to do with their sons. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel."

:lol::lol::lol:

I wonder if Bush even knows anything about Islam?

No I bet he will not know.. Ask him the question and he give that glaze eye look like what are you talking about then he will make that MONKEY FACE look of his and he will still be confussed..

Why cause he is a CHOPF##K Retard :lol:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzhgMg4yH7M

*shakes head*

When will the world learn?

:lol: the mormons

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