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Hilarious Clinton   452

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"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
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HAHAHAHAHA cute story

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Cute little guy! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

What's more funny.. that he was horny.. or that 24 females were in heat at the same time... guess it's true what they say about women syncronizing their periods...

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i wonder if one of them made him breakfast in the morning.

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i wonder if one of them made him breakfast in the morning.

Or did he respect them in the morning. Did he promise he would call?

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hahaha!!! 2 days?!! :thumbs:

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i wonder if one of them made him breakfast in the morning.

Or did he respect them in the morning. Did he promise he would call?

I bet he told each and every one of them that they were the only one :yes:

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he is a cute little guy!!! lol... cute story rich!

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I wonder if some of the females were more satisfied than the others. He had to blow the load pretty quickly I would think. All of that running on that stupid circle paid off for his stamina. Note to self.....get human sized stupid revolving wheel and start working out.

I wonder if size matters for female guinea pigs. Those things have to be pretty miniscule.

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proud father of 43 offspring... that's every man's fantasy??? :blink:

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proud father of 43 offspring... that's every man's fantasy??? :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:

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proud father of 43 offspring... that's every man's fantasy??? :blink:

um no, it's the fantasy of every divorce attorny/child support agency :lol:

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