Salma Hayek breast-feeds an African baby

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Steve uses the "Oprah" to get away with the "Hooters"

Trust your feelings, Luke.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

You know that thing where I point at my eyes with 2 fingers and then point directly at you? I'm doing it right now.....I am so on to you Fancypants...

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

She is Mexican, hence illegal and criminal; lazy and a bad mother. And of course she does not pay taxes. I say we shoot her.

hail no, she's got a nice rack!

And to think, other posters get chubbies from reading gun threads.

after the sunset, baby. i'd be all over that stuff. i'd even throw a gun or two away for a chance to upgrade to those bazookas.

Gee, if there's anymore grunting and rooting in this thread, I'll have to go home, put on my high heels and whip up a pie so I can bring out the REAL MAN in my husband.

just high heels?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You know that thing where I point at my eyes with 2 fingers and then point directly at you? I'm doing it right now.....I am so on to you Fancypants...

"All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

[Jasman0717 9]

where does the line form?

Dusk til Dawn

[Amby 490]

#######? i guess good job?

[HAL 9000 96]

jokes aside...it was a moving video to hear her story about her grandmother and seeing those children.

Fancypants, you are one sensitive guy.

While most guys are checking out the "Hooter moment" you are tearing up at the Oprah moment.

Danno, it takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

It must not have been Danno's baby dying of a preventable disease.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I think that's great SH can use her celebrity to do something like this and have a rich family story to tell with it. I don't think I would ever do that though, especially not in front of a bunch of cameras.

[slim 1,525]

And to think, other posters get chubbies from reading gun threads.

Most guys who like guns are also fans of big breasts as well.

Gee, if there's anymore grunting and rooting in this thread, I'll have to go home, put on my high heels and whip up a pie so I can bring out the REAL MAN in my husband.

Now that's where real women belong! In the kitchen with high heels on. -Whipping up a pie, no less!

That's what all these stupid celebrities walk around doing all the time.

I'll take Salma breastfeeding over Sean Penn's attempts at engineering world peace any day of the week.

But now it's time to stir the pot.......

Why are we so concerned with helping people survive? There were just several Darwin posts in the last couple days yet we have now watched so much Oprah that we're no longer willing to let nature decide who should live and who should die.

Plain and simple, if people can't nourish themselves or their children, they're going to die. If they can't find or produce food and water, they're going to die. If they can't do those things, they either need to move to a location where it's possible to do so, or they need to die. If they don't do one or the other, then the entire species becomes less strong. (..... waiting on the "it's not their fault because there's a civil war in their country...... I'll counter with "well, you bought the slaves/diamonds/oil/insert-natural-resource-here to start the problem, so go buy some Pampers to fix it!)

We readily accept natural selection for every other creature (except Ashley Judd's wolves) but yet when it comes to humans, we're unwilling to do so. Why? Come on Oprah, tell me why.

[rebeccajo 14]

And to think, other posters get chubbies from reading gun threads.

Most guys who like guns are also fans of big breasts as well.

Gee, if there's anymore grunting and rooting in this thread, I'll have to go home, put on my high heels and whip up a pie so I can bring out the REAL MAN in my husband.

Now that's where real women belong! In the kitchen with high heels on. -Whipping up a pie, no less!

That's what all these stupid celebrities walk around doing all the time.

I'll take Salma breastfeeding over Sean Penn's attempts at engineering world peace any day of the week.

But now it's time to stir the pot.......

Why are we so concerned with helping people survive? There were just several Darwin posts in the last couple days yet we have now watched so much Oprah that we're no longer willing to let nature decide who should live and who should die.

Plain and simple, if people can't nourish themselves or their children, they're going to die. If they can't find or produce food and water, they're going to die. If they can't do those things, they either need to move to a location where it's possible to do so, or they need to die. If they don't do one or the other, then the entire species becomes less strong. (..... waiting on the "it's not their fault because there's a civil war in their country...... I'll counter with "well, you bought the slaves/diamonds/oil/insert-natural-resource-here to start the problem, so go buy some Pampers to fix it!)

We readily accept natural selection for every other creature (except Ashley Judd's wolves) but yet when it comes to humans, we're unwilling to do so. Why? Come on Oprah, tell me why.

Because we are our brothers keeper?

[HAL 9000 96]

But now it's time to stir the pot.......

Why are we so concerned with helping people survive? There were just several Darwin posts in the last couple days yet we have now watched so much Oprah that we're no longer willing to let nature decide who should live and who should die.

Plain and simple, if people can't nourish themselves or their children, they're going to die. If they can't find or produce food and water, they're going to die. If they can't do those things, they either need to move to a location where it's possible to do so, or they need to die. If they don't do one or the other, then the entire species becomes less strong. (..... waiting on the "it's not their fault because there's a civil war in their country...... I'll counter with "well, you bought the slaves/diamonds/oil/insert-natural-resource-here to start the problem, so go buy some Pampers to fix it!)

We readily accept natural selection for every other creature (except Ashley Judd's wolves) but yet when it comes to humans, we're unwilling to do so. Why? Come on Oprah, tell me why.

Quite simply because that's not Darwinian natural selection.

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Salma has always been a favorite of mine. Even though a friend of mine from the same town as Salma insists that Salma is a #######.

I am going to point this out to my friend.

Salma rawks!

Daniel

Edited February 11, 2009 by AnaAndDaniel

[one...two...tree 2,762]

But now it's time to stir the pot.......

Why are we so concerned with helping people survive? There were just several Darwin posts in the last couple days yet we have now watched so much Oprah that we're no longer willing to let nature decide who should live and who should die.

Plain and simple, if people can't nourish themselves or their children, they're going to die. If they can't find or produce food and water, they're going to die. If they can't do those things, they either need to move to a location where it's possible to do so, or they need to die. If they don't do one or the other, then the entire species becomes less strong. (..... waiting on the "it's not their fault because there's a civil war in their country...... I'll counter with "well, you bought the slaves/diamonds/oil/insert-natural-resource-here to start the problem, so go buy some Pampers to fix it!)

We readily accept natural selection for every other creature (except Ashley Judd's wolves) but yet when it comes to humans, we're unwilling to do so. Why? Come on Oprah, tell me why.

Quite simply because that's not Darwinian natural selection.

Sounds more Sam Kinisonian.

[HAL 9000 96]

Salma has always been a favorite of mine. Even though a friend of mine from the same town as Salma insists that Salma is a #######.

I am going to point this out to my friend.

Salma rawks!

Daniel

Homeboy what's up bro!

But now it's time to stir the pot.......

Why are we so concerned with helping people survive? There were just several Darwin posts in the last couple days yet we have now watched so much Oprah that we're no longer willing to let nature decide who should live and who should die.

Plain and simple, if people can't nourish themselves or their children, they're going to die. If they can't find or produce food and water, they're going to die. If they can't do those things, they either need to move to a location where it's possible to do so, or they need to die. If they don't do one or the other, then the entire species becomes less strong. (..... waiting on the "it's not their fault because there's a civil war in their country...... I'll counter with "well, you bought the slaves/diamonds/oil/insert-natural-resource-here to start the problem, so go buy some Pampers to fix it!)

We readily accept natural selection for every other creature (except Ashley Judd's wolves) but yet when it comes to humans, we're unwilling to do so. Why? Come on Oprah, tell me why.

Quite simply because that's not Darwinian natural selection.

Sounds more Sam Kinisonian.

Yep.

[almaty 19]

Salma has always been a favorite of mine. Even though a friend of mine from the same town as Salma insists that Salma is a #######.

I am going to point this out to my friend.

Salma rawks!

Daniel

daniel-san,,your homeboy is a chopf##k ...salma is a favorite of mine...

Salma has always been a favorite of mine. Even though a friend of mine from the same town as Salma insists that Salma is a #######.

I am going to point this out to my friend.

Salma rawks!

Daniel

daniel-san,,your homeboy is a chopf##k ...salma is a favorite of mine...