February 09 - VSC

[lizandpat 0]

Guess I'm lucky...no one can come up with anything goofy to say about Patrick being from the Netherlands other than to ask if he wears wooden shoes..hehe!

Richard - ONLY 1/2 blond????

I'm a Heinz 57...hehe! Mostly Irish/Native American and German

Does he live in a windmill?

Nope...not anymore...

Does he like Tulips?

LOL...yep, he actually does...

[lee b 2]

It's funny that it seems no matter where your SO is from, you get such obscure references made about them.

The most idiotic by far I've been asked "Oh, he's from Greece...is he greeeasy?"

I don't even think it's worth getting annoyed at.. no one from the states knows him obviously. He's never been here before .

Could be worse... I get all the POLLOCK jokes! Which I don't mind since i am also half Polish... and yes... I am also half Blond...

so if 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 doesn't add up... you will understand more about me

It's funny that it seems no matter where your SO is from, you get such obscure references made about them.

The most idiotic by far I've been asked "Oh, he's from Greece...is he greeeasy?"

I don't even think it's worth getting annoyed at.. no one from the states knows him obviously. He's never been here before .

Thats just really cheesy.

I stopped being annoyed a long time ago. My roommate has actually been funny about it and it really is just making me laugh. I laugh at stupid things like that though. I mean Airplane is one of my favorite movies if that gives you an idea.

a classic! right up there with Caddy Shack! My personal ALL-TIME fav!

And Yes, I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue!

Surely you can't be serious?

[Richard-Joanna 1]

It's funny that it seems no matter where your SO is from, you get such obscure references made about them.

The most idiotic by far I've been asked "Oh, he's from Greece...is he greeeasy?"

I don't even think it's worth getting annoyed at.. no one from the states knows him obviously. He's never been here before .

Could be worse... I get all the POLLOCK jokes! Which I don't mind since i am also half Polish... and yes... I am also half Blond...

so if 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 doesn't add up... you will understand more about me

It's funny that it seems no matter where your SO is from, you get such obscure references made about them.

The most idiotic by far I've been asked "Oh, he's from Greece...is he greeeasy?"

I don't even think it's worth getting annoyed at.. no one from the states knows him obviously. He's never been here before .

Thats just really cheesy.

I stopped being annoyed a long time ago. My roommate has actually been funny about it and it really is just making me laugh. I laugh at stupid things like that though. I mean Airplane is one of my favorite movies if that gives you an idea.

a classic! right up there with Caddy Shack! My personal ALL-TIME fav!

And Yes, I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue!

Surely you can't be serious?

STOP calling me Shirley

[Richard-Joanna 1]

<-- waiting on Jawi

[lee b 2]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

[Richard-Joanna 1]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

Edited June 18, 2009 by Richard-Joanna

[lee b 2]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

[Richard-Joanna 1]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

rofl

I guess the foots on the other hand now isnt it?

Edited June 18, 2009 by Richard-Joanna

[lee b 2]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

rofl

I guess the foots on the other hand now isnt it?

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.

[Richard-Joanna 1]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

rofl

I guess the foots on the other hand now isnt it?

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.

Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Edited June 18, 2009 by Richard-Joanna

[lee b 2]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

rofl

I guess the foots on the other hand now isnt it?

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.

Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

I just found this on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAUbPDgaAg

[Richard-Joanna 1]

Shes keeping us in suspense.

What's your vector, Victor?

Or

ohhhh, stewardess....I speak jive

Or

alright, Get me a hamm of five, hold the Mayo!

You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Headquarters--what is it?

Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

rofl

I guess the foots on the other hand now isnt it?

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.

Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

I just found this on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAUbPDgaAg

OK... stop... or i will pee!

[Maire 1]

<---cant open youtube on a government comp...grrr

[gatoula_tou 0]

I'm half dutch, but never been there or anything like that. I think the story goes that my Mom was a little dutch baby that was adopted by Americans, named Grandma and Grandpa Carlson, who are Swedish... . Other than that I'm Irish/English variant.

1/2 Dutch + 1/2 English/Irish = family of very tall lanky pale children .

Edited June 18, 2009 by gatoula_tou

[jawi876 2]

HE GOT APPROVED!!!!!!! YES!!!! Thank you JESUS!!!!!