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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Japan
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I once stole some panties from a clothesline, wore them on my head while masturbating in a van, wrote a poem about it in my own blood, and subsequently paid a $5,000 dollar fine and had to register as a sex offender.

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I once stole some panties from a clothesline, wore them on my head while masturbating in a van, wrote a poem about it in my own blood, and subsequently paid a $5,000 dollar fine and had to register as a sex offender.

damn, i thought i was the only one...minus the registration and fine

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I once stole some panties from a clothesline, wore them on my head while masturbating in a van, wrote a poem about it in my own blood, and subsequently paid a $5,000 dollar fine and had to register as a sex offender.

:rofl:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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get married



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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how 'bout flying twenty five thousand miles to have sex for ten days with my wife. :wacko:

HOw about flying 25,000 miles to see ur loved one and not have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

25,000 miles and no sex :wacko:

where are you people flying to? the circumference of the earth at its largest point, the equator, is only 24,901.55 miles. :blink:

:rofl: thats what i was thinking

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Jordan
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like many others here...

I flew 7000 miles away from home alone, to a country I had never been to, marry my husband. Then start this wild journey

I would do it again in a heartbeat.

"you fondle my trigger then you blame my gun"

Timeline: 13 month long journey from filing to visa in hand

If you were lucky and got an approval and reunion with your loved one rather quickly; Please refrain from telling people who waited 6+ months just to get out of a service center to "chill out" or to "stop whining" It's insensitive,and unecessary. Once you walk a mile in their shoes you will understand and be heard.

Thanks!

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I ordered two Stellas at the pub, and handed one to my man. :wub:

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: China
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Flew 7000 miles (each way) to a country where I can't speak or read the language.

Four times.

10-28-2008 - I-129F petition in the mail

11-03-2008 - NOA1

03-26-2009 - NOA2

04-23-2009 - P3

06-11-2009 - P4

07-16-2009 - interview - APPROVED

07-22-2009 - visa in hand

08-05-2009 - US entry

09-13-2009 - wedding

10-20-2009 - AOS application in the mail

10-28-2009 - NOA

11-25-2009 - biometrics appointment

12-18-2009 - EAD approved

12-22-2009 - EAD card received

01-28-2010 - interview - APPROVED

02-12-2010 - green card received

11-07-2011 - I-751 petition in the mail

11-10-2011 - NOA

12-30-2011 - biometrics appointment

08-13-2012 - approval

03-28-2013 - N-400 application in the mail

04-02-2013 - NOA

04-30-2013 - biometrics appointment

06-13-2013 - interview - APPROVED

08-26-2013 - oath

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Syria
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flew to the middle east and didnt tell anyone except my friend who took me to the airport and then came back and got my pictures developed and went to my parents house to show off my pictures of my vacation!!! mom had nighmares about the whole thing for weeks. oh did i mention they never call or come over too much but for some reason she called the whole week i was gone and was ready to send in the police to find me. dad was proud of me for not being a chicken when flying as the first time i went to hawaii i called from chicago and told him i wasnt getting back on the plane (we flew thru a bad storm and i thought i was going to die) that he needed to come get me there. and all this just to meet my husband to be right after 9/11 happened.

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