Dreaming about sex with the President

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: "Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become 'too much of a star.' He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady," the daughter wrote me.

There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. "Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex," a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. "Often. With each other. These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that's one interesting mental drama."

Most dreams, however, were, like mine, more prosaic.

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[Amby 490]

I like sex. I think about sex a lot. I have never thought about sex with Obama, but thank you for this self-fulfilling prophecy...I bet I think about sex with Obama tonight. F*cker!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I like sex. I think about sex a lot. I have never thought about sex with Obama, but thank you for this self-fulfilling prophecy...I bet I think about sex with Obama tonight. F*cker!

[johndecka 0]

I like sex. I think about sex a lot. I have never thought about sex with Obama, but thank you for this self-fulfilling prophecy...I bet I think about sex with Obama tonight. F*cker!

hhahahaa

[alienlovechild 75]

These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that's one interesting mental drama.

Nobody remembers Bill Clinton anymore.

[Amby 490]

These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that's one interesting mental drama.

Nobody remembers Bill Clinton anymore.

Bill Clinton told us that oral sex was not sex. Bill Clinton is a good man

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Jinky has a crush on him too. She says he has a killer smile. While she dreams about Obama, I get to dream about KCAL 9's Jackie Johnson.

[almaty 19]

I like sex. I think about sex a lot. I have never thought about sex with Obama, but thank you for this self-fulfilling prophecy...I bet I think about sex with Obama tonight. F*cker!

once you go presidential..you cannot go back

[Amby 490]

I like sex. I think about sex a lot. I have never thought about sex with Obama, but thank you for this self-fulfilling prophecy...I bet I think about sex with Obama tonight. F*cker!

once you go presidential..you cannot go back

tell bosco i say sorry

[Jasman0717 9]

Jinky has a crush on him too. She says he has a killer smile. While she dreams about Obama, I get to dream about KCAL 9's Jackie Johnson.

Is that the Filipino on Channel 4 in L.A.?

[almaty 19]

bosco will not forgive you....he is moving on to the PI girls..having exhausted the Mena ladies

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Jinky has a crush on him too. She says he has a killer smile. While she dreams about Obama, I get to dream about KCAL 9's Jackie Johnson.

Is that the Filipino on Channel 4 in L.A.?

No, but she's hot too (Elita Loresca). It seems like all the news stations are hiring beautiful weather forecasters.

[almaty 19]

whoa, i see a front moving to the west...

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Jinky has a crush on him too. She says he has a killer smile. While she dreams about Obama, I get to dream about KCAL 9's Jackie Johnson.

Is that the Filipino on Channel 4 in L.A.?

No, but she's hot too (Elita Loresca). It seems like all the news stations are hiring beautiful weather forecasters.

[Amby 490]

ok I just want you to know I'm sitting here waiting for the obama news conference to start and I keep thinking about having sex with him. I hate all of you!