The Say Anything Thread - Take 9

[Amby 490]

well I'm donating my skin to a lab. they will either use it to shave down into thin layers to use for skin grafts or they will test stuff on it. i will most definitely have the surgeon take pics for me before they send it away.

Shite give it to me. I could have it implanted under the skin of my upper thigh to make my package look bigger.

[SingleCharles 0]

I just got a big check I didn't expect. Dinner for all of you!

pizza hut!

mmmm pizza hutttttt.

[natty bumppo 297]

well I'm donating my skin to a lab. they will either use it to shave down into thin layers to use for skin grafts or they will test stuff on it. i will most definitely have the surgeon take pics for me before they send it away.

Shite give it to me. I could have it implanted under the skin of my upper thigh to make my package look bigger.

now be nice to carol .... she is a saint to put up with the likes of you

[DairyFarmer 1]

Sitting waiting for the courier is boring and makes me nervous.

Add to this I'm tired and my ankles hurt. I walked 7 miles on Sunday, it was a tough walk too, one of those days when you feel like gravity is holding you to the ground , then I did a nature walk yesterday which was a massive distance for me. I walked the Water of Leith from beginning to end which is 12.75 miles but including walking from the track etc totalled 13.5 miles / 21.6 km in length.

I miss being 21 years of age and being able to hike that distance with a 40lb pack. Oh 36 is a ######.

[DairyFarmer 1]

Ok the courier has come and gone. The one thing about this whole process and the rest to come, (I'm nauseous just thinking about AOS alone) is it does teach you to wait. I guess I can either do it with Grace or Anger. I'm going to to try and choose Grace.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Morning everyone!

Melannie I'm so glad the courier came and you're well on your way to Michigan. Good luck!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Morning kids.

Yay for Mel.

I am going through a typical " What will my future bring? And when?" day. *sigh*

Just read this somewhere, prolly old and posted before, it did entertain me for a minute though.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION

You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A WELSH CORPORATION

You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

A WELSH CORPORATION

You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

A WELSH CORPORATION

You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

That one and the Japanese one made me lol

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

the new woman they hired to take the place of the admin is bubbly

get her some of this:

link

[DairyFarmer 1]

Thanks girls. Now to get it back, and for the tension to leave my shoulders.

Julia I like your Dummies Explanations to World Finance.

[Nessa 23]

And do not get me started on the ones that ask: HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?????

Noob, if i wanted you to know, I would tell you. Meanwhile.... stfu.

tell me about it. i hate the how was your weekend #######, specially when all i do do is laundry, cook and sleep. I'm a boring pregnant person, eveery weekend is the same, is there really a reason u need to ask me every monday how was your weekend, what did u do, and all that ####### just to hear the same answer?

the new woman they hired to take the place of the admin is bubbly

get her some of this:

link

that was funny. I wish it was for real.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

new poll!

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=180770

[DairyFarmer 1]

I know what you mean its equivalent to people asking 'How are you?' when they don't want to hear the answer.

Or when people say sorry and push past you. Don't fricken say sorry, you are NOT, say 'excuse me'

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

It's called living in a society people We do and say things for formality's sake all the time.

It's not like when I ask my male coworker "whats up" I actually want to know.