The Say Anything Thread - Take 9

[LaL 418]

... mine did that also (the bathroom thing). I would be showering, and he would come sit on the edge and try to CLAW me. I dont know if he was worried that I was getting pelted by horrible horrible water, but he did get a few swipes in before he would get a lil splash thrown his way (ouch). It was like he was demon possessed cat.

I <3 Simon's Cat!

[LoriLawless 0]

'I'll have a relaxing bath', I thought to myself this morning, walked into the bathroom and turned the hot water on. I put on some relaxing jazz, added a rosemary-orange sea salt bath, grabbed my Tokyo books. Got undressed, slowly got into the tub and let the warm water run around my body. A sigh of relaxation escaped my mouth.

Suddenly, while my mind was already in Tokyo, I hear a scratching on the door. Next, I see to front paws on the rim of the tub and a little furry head, with eyes opened hugely in surprise. And the little mouth releases an outraged 'MEOW!' (translates in'####### are you doing?'). I throw a few nice cat/ human words at her, with high pitch voice of course - 'Are you my little mau mau' (translates in 'I do whatever the f+ck I want, now GTFO').

My mind goes back to Tokyo, I wiggle my foam covered toe to the music.

'Meow' she says, and jumps onto the rim of the tub, squeezing herself past the shelves loacated next to the tub. 'Meow MEOW MEOW' she yells at me, into my face with her kitty stink breath. I roll my eyes and sprinkle water on her. She jumps off and I hear a thump as well as a 'meow'. Then front paws on the rim and little head again. 'Meow'. On the rim, next to my face, sticking her paw into my hair, because she spotted a hair tie (in my hair) and then 'meow'.

Jumps into the sink, stares at me, says 'meow'. Jumps on the washer, from there on top of the shelves. Stares down at me and goes 'Meow MEOW MEOW'. Then back on the rim of the tub, walking up and down like a Siberian Tiger in the Zoo, making her mini roars, 'Meow MEOW MEOW'.

After 10 minutes I give up. I get up, shower, brush my teeth. And once I am dressed and walk into the livingroom, I see the furball from hell peacefully asleep on the chair.

Gotta love having a cat.

OMG hahahaha!!!!

... mine did that also (the bathroom thing). I would be showering, and he would come sit on the edge and try to CLAW me. I dont know if he was worried that I was getting pelted by horrible horrible water, but he did get a few swipes in before he would get a lil splash thrown his way (ouch). It was like he was demon possessed cat.

I <3 Simon's Cat!

My cat goes outside when I'm in the bath, or she'll do the same thing.

[Amby 490]

my post op appointment was the suck today. surgeon had to open one of my incisions back up

[Amby 490]

i am in insane amounts of pain and can't sleep because of it. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fecking right arm i hate you!

[William33 110]

i am in insane amounts of pain and can't sleep because of it. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fecking right arm i hate you!

Have a few shots of tequila or a few stiff Jack and cokes. You will feel much better!

[Amby 490]

i already took 2 lortab and it has done nothing. i'm sure mixing booze and narcotics i would just be asking to lose my shoes again

[William33 110]

i already took 2 lortab and it has done nothing. i'm sure mixing booze and narcotics i would just be asking to lose my shoes again

Drowsiness is the number one effect of alcohol mixed with Hydrocodone, in moderation of course.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone

[Amby 490]

I'm considering it if it'll knock me out. Can someone come take my phone from me so I don't make hilarious phone calls?

[William33 110]

I'm considering it if it'll knock me out. Can someone come take my phone from me so I don't make hilarious phone calls?

Just turn the phone off or take the battery out and drop it out the window. You can look for it tomorrow morning.

[Amby 490]

I replied and VJ died on me

@ throwing the phone out the window

william did you cook with your parents or grandparents while growing up?

[William33 110]

I replied and VJ died on me

@ throwing the phone out the window

william did you cook with your parents or grandparents while growing up?

Both, but my grandparents started it off. They believed that everyone should know how to take care of themselves, because in their day, prepared foods did not exist.

I am amazed at the bachelor men and women (and married) people I see in the supermarket, buying up a cart full of prepared foods. This is more expensive, sh!tty tasting food..... A sad commentary for sure.

[Amby 490]

I replied and VJ died on me

@ throwing the phone out the window

william did you cook with your parents or grandparents while growing up?

Both, but my grandparents started it off. They believed that everyone should know how to take care of themselves, because in their day, prepared foods did not exist.

I am amazed at the bachelor men and women (and married) people I see in the supermarket, buying up a cart full of prepared foods. This is more expensive, sh!tty tasting food..... A sad commentary for sure.

I feel bad for those peeps! I think everyone needs to know how to cook.

[Amby 490]

ok william i have had 2 shots of jack and it was absolutely disgusting. if my liver fails me tonight or i do something really hilarious then i'm blaming it on you!

[trinket 30]

The only prepared food I buy are pancakes and I love those.

[Nessa 23]

good morning!!