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What's up with all the penis commercials on TV these days?

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Every other commercial now is for medicine that makes your ####### bigger, work better, work better if you're a fat slob who can't see you ####### past your gut, work despite the diabetes medicine you take that ordinarily renders your ####### inoperative, you name it.

Is this an American phenomenon?

VIVA VIAGRA,that one is such a trip ! :rofl: That Enzyte guy is a weirdo !

My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Valtrex "My partner has genital herpes,but I don't,an we want to keep it that way." :rofl:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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panamania79 Mentor

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wow, 4 hour erection.. i had a couple clients, who had that from their anti psychotic meds..one was a chronic masterbator, so he seemed pleased, i suppose

:rofl: I used to work at a psych hospital...there was a whole lot of chronic masturbation on 2nd shift.I could tell you some stories.......... :unsure:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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DeadPoolX   9

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wow, 4 hour erection.. i had a couple clients, who had that from their anti psychotic meds..one was a chronic masterbator, so he seemed pleased, i suppose

:rofl: I used to work at a psych hospital...there was a whole lot of chronic masturbation on 2nd shift.I could tell you some stories.......... :unsure:

I guess those patients were pretty damn cocky. :whistle:

panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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wow, 4 hour erection.. i had a couple clients, who had that from their anti psychotic meds..one was a chronic masterbator, so he seemed pleased, i suppose

:rofl: I used to work at a psych hospital...there was a whole lot of chronic masturbation on 2nd shift.I could tell you some stories.......... :unsure:

I guess those patients were pretty damn cocky. :whistle:

You should have seen the time a whole group of them got together and talked about their self-gratification habits........or on the geriatric psychiatric all-male ward when one guy got a BIG surprise when he tried to "bend another guy over." :dead:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

Corbin Contributor

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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

You can get herpes from a horse!??! :blink:

In that case, I don't want to know how the horse got herpes. :blink:

My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Ha, wonder about that commercial, now I can safely make love to the person that made love to every person in the world.

Love the side effects of those other commercials, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, go to emergency at your nearest hospital. What are they going to do? Spray liquid nitrogen on it? Or maybe the nurses and doctors will pitch a major league baseball at it.

Yet another very minor side effect is going blind.

I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe. :yes:

Meriem (F)

All I can say to that is OUCH.......

That's probably less painful than having a catheter stuck into you.

Maybe, but just the thought of them sticking a needle in it make me cringe..... But from what was said I don't think you would care at that point in time if it hurt or not....

Corbin

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