Obama extends health coverage to 4 million uninsured children, angers anti-children GOP

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It's so simple. Before you have sex, you get out your calculator, read your horoscope, roll some dice - and determine whether you can successfully support that potential baby you are about to make. Otherwise, just say no.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

This legislation is just going to encourage poor no good people to go have more kids.

Just what this country needs, more nanny state liberal babies!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

This legislation is just going to encourage poor no good people to go have more kids.

Just what this country needs, more nanny state liberal babies!

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

Edited February 5, 2009 by *Len*

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

That would be hard to regulate.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

Did I make the little lady mad?

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

That would be hard to regulate.

Why? Mandate that men return used condoms to the stores, stores can issue a W-2 type statement to customers end-of-year.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

Did I make the little lady mad?

you.did.not.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

Did I make the little lady mad?

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

That would be hard to regulate.

Why? Mandate that men return used condoms to the stores, stores can issue a W-2 type statement to customers end-of-year.

I'll just have my accountant handle it.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

you.did.not.

[HAL 9000 96]

It's so simple. Before you have sex, you get out your calculator, read your horoscope, roll some dice - and determine whether you can successfully support that potential baby you are about to make. Otherwise, just say no.

With a D&D die I presume.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Wouldn't Universal Health Care cover all reproductive needs such as birth control?

[HAL 9000 96]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

But they are available for both genders.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

But they are available for both genders.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Exactly. Where's the incentive to put on a condom when you know nanny government will be there to change the baby's diapers and burp him.

I have a good, conservative idea. How about a tax cut every time you put on a condom?

that is sooooo sexist.

But they are available for both genders.