Australia Faces Collapse as Climate Change Kicks in: Are the Southwest and California Next?

[HAL 9000 96]

I have a friend down in the South of Australia and he says its been absolutely brutal there the past couple of weeks. Over 40C pretty much every day. That's nasty.

I have another friend who lives up in the far end of Nunavut. He says its been close to -50C for the last while. But the sun is coming up this week, so it'll be warm again by July or so.

Sounds like homeostasis.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Australia? Who?

It's like the U.S. only 10 times better.

Ever been there? I have.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Australia? Who?

It's like the U.S. only 10 times better.

Ever been there? I have.

No, but I've looked at postcards very closely...it's like I'm really there.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

If you do it outside in the full heat summer while drinking a can of Fosters and wearing a cork hat you'll get the full experience.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If you do it outside in the full heat summer while drinking a can of Fosters and wearing a cork hat you'll get the full experience.

...and I throw some shrimp on the barby.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

If you do it outside in the full heat summer while drinking a can of Fosters and wearing a cork hat you'll get the full experience.

...and I throw some shrimp on the barby.

Yep. You just need to have Jinky to shout "A dingo ate my baby!" over and over in the background

[HAL 9000 96]

So sick we're laughing at that... but you do need to pronounce it correctly:

"A dingoeh ate moy baibee!"

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

So sick we're laughing at that... but you do need to pronounce it correctly:

"A dingoeh ate moy baibee!"

Ow dere yer correct me ya mungrel!

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Australia? Who?

It's like the U.S. only 10 times better.

Are you sure? I hear there's a Lebanese family in Sydney

...as sure as Boo-yah's an engineer.

you forgot to add millionaire prior to the word engineer, he is loaded