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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Len were you living in Seattle when they had Ivan the Gorilla at the shopping center in Tacoma?

nope. Just moved here 1 year and so ago.

Well thank God they got him out of there. He lived in a relatively small area for 26 years if memory serves me correct. The general public could come in and see him from behind a sheet of Plexiglas. I had the privileged going to a backroom with my Anthropology Professor and visit with Ivan one day, separated only by bars. He was obviously intelligent. One of the games he liked to play was tug of war. He'd let you pull so much before he would let go, hoping you'd fall I'm assuming. When he was in the general area one of his favorite games was to hide in a blind spot by the Plexiglas. He would wait for a few people to gather and then spring out and smack the glass. Even if you knew he was there it was still a shock. He never did post videos of that on the internet though. :D

http://www.satyamag.com/may04/hughes.html

Ivan liked to paint as well:

http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/tntdiner/2008/05/29/ivan

and may have found love:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/loca...gorilla18m.html

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Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I'll explain it for you (you know what they say about explaining a joke)......

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Baby chimps test better than 9-month-old kids

my comment....

They taste better too.

it's a play on the word test

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I'll explain it for you (you know what they say about explaining a joke)......

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Baby chimps test better than 9-month-old kids

my comment....

They taste better too.

it's a play on the word test

Only a terrorist would find that funny.

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bhajishah Proficient

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well yeah they have to adapt and survive in the wild, baby human develops and socializes grows in more advanced society. some day thos damn filthyapes might just take over, of course after the super computers destroy modern civ. sounds like a good movie plot!!

august 2004 I-129 filed (neb)

DEC 2004 Approved

interview: SEOUL

MArch 21st , 2005AR for special security clearance,washington

May 18th tranfer case from Seoul to Islammabad

June 21st security clearance done

June 28th online at the embassy in Islamabad

waiting for paper transfer and the good word

OCTOBER 14TH 2005 Interview Number 2: ISLAMABAD, PK

AR number 2 sent to DOS per Islamabad (2 cable request)

Nov 22 okd updated financial and etc proof accepted / embassy waiting for security cables

dec 20th one cable back waiting on 2nd

Jan 17th.. good word recieved. SECURITY CHECKS ALL CLEAR!!! DOS says embassy to contact him within two weeks!!!!!!

FEBRUARY 10th, 2006 VISA RECIEVED!!! They called him In via phone, stamped his passort and sent him on his way!!!

FEB 28th WELCOME HOME>>>POE CHICAGO did not even look at xray, few questions. one hour wait at Poe

march 10th marriage (nikkah at the islamic center)

aug 2006 AOS interview, cond 2 yr GC arrived september

June 2008 applied for removal of conditions on permant residency aka awaiting for 10 yr greencard

Dec 2008 10yr green card approved, no interview.

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

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Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I'll explain it for you (you know what they say about explaining a joke)......

subject header...

Baby chimps test better than 9-month-old kids

my comment....

They taste better too.

it's a play on the word test

Only a terrorist would find that funny.

Don't you mean ISLAMIC terrorist?

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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