Baby chimps test better than 9-month-old kids

[Teacher Mark 53]

There's 2 factors at work here:

1.) As they pointed out at the end of the segment, Chimps care more about peanuts than humans.

and 2.) The Chimp has a cattle prod jammed up it's caboose.

[natty bumppo 297]

Humans are f##king stupid, whether they're 9 months old or 90.

As evidence I present:

1. Jerry Springer.

2. The Clapper.

3. Coach bags.

4. pushbrk.

5. Mobile homes in tornado alley.

6. Chia Pets.

7. "Hipsters" on fixed gear bicycles.

8. Religion.

i've always said the state should buy old trailers and park them out in the middle of nowhere as they are tornado magnets.

constructing those magnets is also a great way to dispose of used beer cans

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

They taste better too.

Terrible and wrong. I remember someone sending me pics in an email of the live monkey having his brain eaten. There's a special place in hell for people who do, IMO. Savages.

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

[almaty 19]

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

[PlatyPius 5]

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I do - I'm pagan. Every (fundie) knows that Pagans eat babies.

It's what's for dinner.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

They taste better too.

Terrible and wrong. I remember someone sending me pics in an email of the live monkey having his brain eaten. There's a special place in hell for people who do, IMO. Savages.

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

Only a terrorist would find that amusing.

[Yoink 7]

Humans are f##king stupid, whether they're 9 months old or 90.

As evidence I present:

1. Jerry Springer.

2. The Clapper.

3. Coach bags.

4. pushbrk.

5. Mobile homes in tornado alley.

6. Chia Pets.

7. "Hipsters" on fixed gear bicycles.

8. Religion.

9. Snuggy blanket

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Humans are f##king stupid, whether they're 9 months old or 90.

As evidence I present:

1. Jerry Springer.

2. The Clapper.

3. Coach bags.

4. pushbrk.

5. Mobile homes in tornado alley.

6. Chia Pets.

7. "Hipsters" on fixed gear bicycles.

8. Religion.

9. Snuggy blanket

Hey now....Linus happened to be the brain of Peanuts...and had his blanket with him at all times.

[NickD 203]

Ha, trying to teach my four month old granddaughter how to peel a banana, but really worthless as she is way to young to digest it. But if monkeys are so darn smart, why aren't we living on a planet of the apes?

Ha, use to be a saying at work, give monkeys enough time and money, and they will develop a super computer, but we never had the luxury of either enough time nor money. But the monkeys were working in the marketing department, and also running our government in case you didn't notice. That definitely makes them smarter than humans, but are humans, humans, or sheep?

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

They taste better too.

Terrible and wrong. I remember someone sending me pics in an email of the live monkey having his brain eaten. There's a special place in hell for people who do, IMO. Savages.

don't watch faces of death then, there's a scene in there of that.

I remember my family watching that series when I was a kid and they wouldn't let me in the room! Is it still available anywhere?

no idea, but i remember there was about half a dozen of the movies.

[Craneman 2]

They taste better too.

Terrible and wrong. I remember someone sending me pics in an email of the live monkey having his brain eaten. There's a special place in hell for people who do, IMO. Savages.

They used to sell Bar-B-qued mokey meat on the streets from street vendors in the Phillipines.

Is this still true??

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I do - I'm pagan. Every (fundie) knows that Pagans eat babies.

It's what's for dinner.

Daaaah. Of course we knew.... :whistle:

[Teacher Mark 53]

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I do - I'm pagan. Every (fundie) knows that Pagans eat babies.

It's what's for dinner.

Daaaah. Of course we knew.... :whistle:

Len were you living in Seattle when they had Ivan the Gorilla at the shopping center in Tacoma?

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

They taste better too.

Terrible and wrong. I remember someone sending me pics in an email of the live monkey having his brain eaten. There's a special place in hell for people who do, IMO. Savages.

They used to sell Bar-B-qued mokey meat on the streets from street vendors in the Phillipines.

Is this still true??

It was chicken. Monkey's too expensive.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Says the spokesperson from the humorless left. But it's OK to eat human babies I guess.

????????????? who eats babies?

I do - I'm pagan. Every (fundie) knows that Pagans eat babies.

It's what's for dinner.

Daaaah. Of course we knew.... :whistle:

Len were you living in Seattle when they had Ivan the Gorilla at the shopping center in Tacoma?

nope. Just moved here 1 year and so ago.