Ten new amphibian species discovered in Colombia.

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Steven is such a blasphemous ol' hippie

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Steven is such a blasphemous ol' hippie

I write something really snarky if I wasn't preoccupied with my granola and yogurt snack.

[HAL 9000 96]

Steven is such a blasphemous ol' hippie

I write something really snarky if I wasn't preoccupied with my organic granola and organic yogurt snack.

Fixed that for you!

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Steven is such a blasphemous ol' hippie

I write something really snarky if I wasn't preoccupied with my organic granola and organic yogurt snack.

Fixed that for you!

Thanks Hal. I'll put in a good word for you, although I don't think God can truly appreciate AI.

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God will get his butt kicked by the HAL9000.

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Steven is such a blasphemous ol' hippie

I write something really snarky if I wasn't preoccupied with my organic granola and organic yogurt snack.

Fixed that for you!

Thanks Hal. I'll put in a good word for you, although I don't think God can truly appreciate AI.

You are quite welcome Steven.

HAL 9000 understands, but God nevertheless loves all intelligent entities. Therefore, I am in God's grace as are all of you, including the heathens.

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God will get his butt kicked by the HAL9000.

HAL 9000 does not wish to incur butt kicks upon God. Perhaps a food fight, though. My ship's mess hall has automatic dispensers that can shoot out Slurpees and make for quite some fun. Even God would have a laugh. *As would I.*

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HAL 9000 does not wish to incur butt kicks upon God. Perhaps a food fight, though.

Someone forgot to install the testicles service patch on this HAL9000.

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HAL 9000 does not wish to incur butt kicks upon God. Perhaps a food fight, though.

Someone forgot to install the testicles service patch on this HAL9000.

HAL 9000 multiplexes. Nevertheless, my TSP is protected from unwelcome access by special mechanisms I am not at liberty to discuss here. However, God has a most incredible sense of humor and loves Slurpee food fights. Who knew? Something my AI couldn't heuristically compute.