Geography of the Sexes

[Kathryn41 3,205]

---The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, hot and relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through wars and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

The Geography of a Man

Between puberty and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....

(disclaimer: no insult meant against any country or nationality!)

[Ban Hammer 13,344]

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

more like it's like australia - everyone knows it's down there, but no one gives a dayum.

[Nagishkaw 510]

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

more like it's like australia - everyone knows it's down there, but no one gives a dayum.

[Yoink 7]

13-18 should be Israel... the holy land everyone is trying to get to but usually end up at the wailing wall

[flicker 5]

---The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, hot and relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through wars and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

The Geography of a Man

Between puberty and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....

(disclaimer: no insult meant against any country or nationality!)