Things to do when you are bored

[Nearly Done 8]

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3.. Every Time Someone Asks YouTo Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'ForMarijuana'

6.Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'..

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache...

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!''

13. T ell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, we are going to Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Margy

Thought #14 was funny

[Jasman0717 9]

[mox 298]

Whenever asked for my name at a "sit-down" restaurant, I always say Leonard Nimoy. Usually they just call for "Leonard," but every now and then they'll actually say the whole thing. And then the entire restaurant turns to look at the hostess to see who comes up to be seated.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Sometimes I masturbate when I'm bored.