Got a good joke....

[Danno 1,228]

Since so many of us spend so many threads in idealogical combat, I thought it might be a nice change to open a thread that involves humor.

Hopefully we can laugh together as well as we debate together.

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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle

seat.

Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up

and get a coke."

Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it

for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and

spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good,

I'd really like one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in

it.

When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes

and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This

hatred?

This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

[Yoink 7]

boo

[panamania79 2]

Since so many of us spend so many threads in idealogical combat, I thought it might be a nice change to open a thread that involves humor.

Hopefully we can laugh together as well as we debate together.

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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle

seat.

Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up

and get a coke."

Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it

for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and

spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good,

I'd really like one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in

it.

When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes

and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This

hatred?

This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

[Jasman0717 9]

I liked it

[Ban Hammer 13,659]

[Soancika+Brian 0]

Since so many of us spend so many threads in idealogical combat, I thought it might be a nice change to open a thread that involves humor.

Hopefully we can laugh together as well as we debate together.

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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle

seat.

Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up

and get a coke."

Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it

for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and

spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good,

I'd really like one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in

it.

When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes

and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This

hatred?

This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

I liked it too!!

[Danno 1,228]

Two guys arrive in heaven at the same time. St Peter says to the first

guy, "okay, here in heaven is a lot like Earth and we live much the

same. You will need a car, of course. Here is your new Mercedes."

St. Peter tells the second guy, "Okay your Ford will be here for you

in a couple of minutes."

The second guy says, "Hey what gives? Why does he get a Mercedes and I

have a Ford?"

St Peter explains that in Heaven you get rewarded for your deeds. The

first guy never cheated on his wife so he gets a Mercedes to drive in

Heaven. The second guy had an affair so he has to be content with a Ford.

With that explanation the two guys take off in their cars

About a week later they run into each other at the gas station. The

guy in the Mercedes has obviously been crying. "Why are you so sad?"

the other guy asked. " after all you have this great car."

the other guy answers "I just saw my wife --- she was on rollerskates"

[DairyFarmer 1]

Thumbs down to the first one.

[Danno 1,228]

Thumbs down to the first one.

And why is that>?

[Yoink 7]

Thumbs down to the first one.

And why is that>?

the joke and punchline could have been delivered in any context or situation but you chose to set it in a sad cliche and stereotype

[Danno 1,228]

Thumbs down to the first one.

And why is that>?

the joke and punchline could have been delivered in any context or situation but you chose to set it in a sad cliche and stereotype

Dude, I think you have your sensitivity meter set a little too high.

[Waldo 0]

Whats the difference between pilots and God... God doesn't think he's a pilot?

Whats the difference between a Jet engine and a passenger... A Jet engine stops whining when it gets to the gate.

[Ban Hammer 13,659]

Whats the difference between pilots and God... God doesn't think he's a pilot?

Whats the difference between a Jet engine and a passenger... A Jet engine stops whining when it gets to the gate.

how do you know a pilot is at the party? don't worry, he'll tell you.

[Waldo 0]

Whats the difference between pilots and God... God doesn't think he's a pilot?

Whats the difference between a Jet engine and a passenger... A Jet engine stops whining when it gets to the gate.

how do you know a pilot is at the party? don't worry, he'll tell you.

I like it!!!

[KandD 1]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow