wedding themed quotes and advices

[Hannah+Vito 0]

i was searching for quotes and things on weddings and marriage for a new little project i am doing and i found some really good/funny ones.

so i thought i would share.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~Simone Signoret

To keep your marriage brimming,

With love in the loving cup,

Whenever you're wrong, admit it;

Whenever you're right, shut up.

~Ogden Nash

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night." ~Marie Corelli

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

http://www.quotegarden.com/marriage.html

[alienlovechild 75]

A man marries a woman he hopes will never change. A woman marries a man hoping he'll change.

They both end up disappointed.