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Ralston Purina has sunk many years and millions of research dollars to a new low into the field of dog contraceptive devices and settled upon the idea of a poochie prophylactic after early experiments with a Doggie IUD and Doggie Diaphragm proved less then successful.

fixx0red :thumbs:

Oh, and, yeah..... liver flavored for her pleasure. I can just picture all the pleasure she's going to get the next time she's at the doggie park with a behind smelling like liver. Lots and lots of pleasure.

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how the hell do you get those things on .. I aint puttin it on for 'em

But better yet, how do you take them off after they're done doing the deed? =X

Diana

Ewww....I didn't think of that.

I am just curious, I mean, how will you know WHEN to put it on. It's not like he is saying to you "Hey bud, can ya fix me up here? I think Imma gonna get me some tonight!". :wacko:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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how the hell do you get those things on .. I aint puttin it on for 'em

But better yet, how do you take them off after they're done doing the deed? =X

Diana

Ewww....I didn't think of that.

I am just curious, I mean, how will you know WHEN to put it on. It's not like he is saying to you "Hey bud, can ya fix me up here? I think Imma gonna get me some tonight!". :wacko:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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how the hell do you get those things on .. I aint puttin it on for 'em

But better yet, how do you take them off after they're done doing the deed? =X

Diana

Ewww....I didn't think of that.

I am just curious, I mean, how will you know WHEN to put it on. It's not like he is saying to you "Hey bud, can ya fix me up here? I think Imma gonna get me some tonight!". :wacko:

words everyone will dread to hear now

honey, can you take the dog for a walk? dogbreeding.gif

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You can't be serious :blink:

kinda makes you wonder about people that have this sticker on their car

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You can't be serious :blink:

kinda makes you wonder about people that have this sticker on their car

classic-design-adhesive-quality-7030-4757_zoom.jpg

:rofl: oh my!! This thread is just too much!! :rofl:

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Sent I-129f Dec. 29, 2008

Received NOA Jan. 10, 2009

NOA2 email sent April 16, 2009, APPROVED

Interview in Vancouver, June 23, 2009 APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!

Wedding, September 19, 2009, South Carolina!!

AOS

Mailed package to Chicago, Oct. 22, 2009

NOA hard copies Nov. 3, 2009

RFE Nov. 17, 2009

Finally mailed back RFE December 15, 2009

Case transferred to CSC January 7th 2010girlfreuya.gif

EAD and AP Approved, cards sent January 8th, 2010!!

AOS approved February 9th 2010 smiley-happy093.gif

Welcome letter and GC received February 16th, 2010

Done with USCIS until 11/08/11

ROC

Sent 1-751 to Vermont Service Center November 18th 2011

NOA November 23, 2011

Biometrics December 23, 2011

RFE Dated Aug. 17; received Aug. 20th

mailed off RFE end of Oct.

Received Email stating card has been ordered Dec. 4

Received Email stating card should arrive within seven days; Dec 6

GLITTER.jpg

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