The Black Bra

[brnidokiegurl 0]

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the

other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

leather

bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

woman of my

dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing

the leather

bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I

opened

the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Then I shared my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the

door and

saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the

other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

leather

bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

woman of my

dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing

the leather

bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I

opened

the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Then I shared my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the

door and

saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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[Jasman0717 9]

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[Lil Miss Sunshine 14]

OMG. that's so hilarious!!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

(edit: shouldn't the text have read "what's....Batgirl"?) Edited January 23, 2009 by CherryXS

[SAT 9,609]

(edit: shouldn't the text have read "what's....Batgirl"?)

Batman is funnier.............lol

[SAT 9,609]

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the

other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

leather

bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

woman of my

dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing

the leather

bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I

opened

the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Then I shared my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the

door and

saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

OK I got one........

3 couples are having breakfast together, a man and his wife, a man and his girlfriend, and a man and his mistress......

the first man turns to his GF and says "Pass the sugar, sugar........." and his GF smiled and passed the sugar.

Not to be outdone, the second man turns to his mistress and says "Pass the honey...honey" The mistress blushes and passes the honey.

the 2 couples now turn their attention to the third man, to see how he will top those little sweet-nothings...

The third man turns to his wife and said.........(ready?)

Pass the Bacon........u F*ing pig........

<*Titty-boom*>

Edited January 23, 2009 by SteveAndTiff

[tsunamihart 0]

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the

other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

leather

bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

woman of my

dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing

the leather

bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I

opened

the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Then I shared my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the

door and

saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

Too funny, I'll be sharing that one tonight....

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[missmissy 38]

One day a man forgot to tell his wife the couches from sears were going to be delivered so he called his wife on his cell phone. His daughter picked up and he said put mommy on the phone. She said mommy and Uncle Ted are in the room with the door closed. The dad said "we dont have an Uncle Ted." The daughter said yes we do. The dad told his daughter to tell mommy that daddy just pulled in the driveway. She ran to the bedroom door told her mom what her dad has told her to and then ran back to the phone to tell her dad what had happened. She said that mommy ran ito the bathroom with no clothes and hit her head on the sink now she's dead and Uncle Ted jumped out the window with his clothes in his hands and went into the wimming pool but he forgot there wasnt any water in the pool and he hit his head and now he's dead. The father said I dont have a swimming pool......... oops wrong number

[SpiritAlight 1]

Wow!