Tax Poem

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This was passed to me from a friend who lives in the industrial north of our country. A good number of her friends are currently unemployed, as are their parents, who too work in the automobile industry. Amazingly, they are still getting income to cover their mortgage and insurance plans, as well as the other necessities (like food) for their family. All of this income comes from their union who, ironically, is viewed by many (including members) to be the cause of the unions' demise.

The Tax Poem At first I thought this was funny... then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end. This is not about Democrats or Republicans... it's about both, please read. The Tax Poem Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

Are the rule.Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries

Tax his tears.Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ####.Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.Put these words

Upon his tomb,

Taxes drove me

to my doom...'When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge T ax

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation TaxSTILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was

the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national

debt, had the largest

middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can help

it get there!!!GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!

[Jasman0717 9]

Pay taxes and die...two mandatory things you have to do in life