Yardies at home and Farrin (part12)

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

i have the freakin FLU...does anyone have any home remedies for that cause i feel like i have a machete in my head..

Warm up some honey, add some lemon, and a little liquor to the mixture. Then bundle yourself up in a blanket. Now, good thing is, you will be feeling much better in a day or so, bad thing is, you might be sweating to death, and the flu might be running out of your boom boom at an exceedingly high rate...but you will feel better later. Courtesy of Rosemary Singleton's home remedies that always involve alcohol!

[Tosh Love 77]

Good afternoon ladies, I am so pissed right now aunt flo has ruined yet another JA trip for me . She decided to show up late this month conflicting with my trip so I cancelled. I dont ever want to go through that again so I might not get to see my boo for Valentines day after all. Later, am going to go cry some more.

Lovesponge, I completely understand your frustration - been there, done that myself! But isn't it more important to have the time together? Lots of things you can do around Auntie Flo and if you marry him, he'll have to deal with that monthly - might as well get used to it now!

I know and he will deal with it then, but to be quite honest I need some D*@k and am sure he feels the same way.

question....don't laugh....I just got off my monthly-yesterday and I am scheduled in JA 30 days from today.....does that mean what I think it will??? I don't keep track of my cycle (I know bad) and I go for a full 5 days....shouldn't it be like every 28 days ??? GOOD LORD U THINK I JUST STARTED THIS....not 44years old...see what I mean embarrased!!!! LOL

Yup, it could mean just what you think it will - DJ and I had this talk last night - because I have a knack for timing trips at the wrong time - guess Auntie FLo likes to vacation!

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

[jakeswife 0]

hello unnu start pon the food chat again.

jamericann you can take the birth control prescibed by a doctor for that whole month. it will prevent it from coming for that month and you can discontinue it after you return. it may mess up your regular cycle but since you don't keep track well that won't be a problem

Edited February 8, 2009 by jakeswife

[JaHoney 3]

sounds like a plan, mrs p i have some appleton can i use that

[Lovesponge 0]

Good afternoon ladies, I am so pissed right now aunt flo has ruined yet another JA trip for me . She decided to show up late this month conflicting with my trip so I cancelled. I dont ever want to go through that again so I might not get to see my boo for Valentines day after all. Later, am going to go cry some more.

Lovesponge, I completely understand your frustration - been there, done that myself! But isn't it more important to have the time together? Lots of things you can do around Auntie Flo and if you marry him, he'll have to deal with that monthly - might as well get used to it now!

I know and he will deal with it then, but to be quite honest I need some D*@k and am sure he feels the same way.

question....don't laugh....I just got off my monthly-yesterday and I am scheduled in JA 30 days from today.....does that mean what I think it will??? I don't keep track of my cycle (I know bad) and I go for a full 5 days....shouldn't it be like every 28 days ??? GOOD LORD U THINK I JUST STARTED THIS....not 44years old...see what I mean embarrased!!!! LOL

Yup, it could mean just what you think it will - DJ and I had this talk last night - because I have a knack for timing trips at the wrong time - guess Auntie FLo likes to vacation!

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

A few days on it is not bad, cause then you could have at least some intimacy. Mines lasts a long 7 days and my trip was only 6

[jakeswife 0]

well i will soon be taking driving lesson i hope i don't end up in the fence like mi did when mi a ride bicycle. maybe i will only drive when the street empty and no car pon the road. i guess that would mean only driving in my community late at night. lawd

[jamerican 2]

Good afternoon ladies, I am so pissed right now aunt flo has ruined yet another JA trip for me . She decided to show up late this month conflicting with my trip so I cancelled. I dont ever want to go through that again so I might not get to see my boo for Valentines day after all. Later, am going to go cry some more.

Lovesponge, I completely understand your frustration - been there, done that myself! But isn't it more important to have the time together? Lots of things you can do around Auntie Flo and if you marry him, he'll have to deal with that monthly - might as well get used to it now!

I know and he will deal with it then, but to be quite honest I need some D*@k and am sure he feels the same way.

question....don't laugh....I just got off my monthly-yesterday and I am scheduled in JA 30 days from today.....does that mean what I think it will??? I don't keep track of my cycle (I know bad) and I go for a full 5 days....shouldn't it be like every 28 days ??? GOOD LORD U THINK I JUST STARTED THIS....not 44years old...see what I mean embarrased!!!! LOL

Yup, it could mean just what you think it will - DJ and I had this talk last night - because I have a knack for timing trips at the wrong time - guess Auntie FLo likes to vacation!

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

It really depends on the MAN....JA MAN! This would be a really good topic of discussion...the superstitions of the JAMAICAN MAN... I have seen both ways...some who have no problem and others who won't go near days before and days after.... I do want to say that my comments are not ALL from direct experience but from conversations from jamaican male friends. The same goes for oral.... are we gonna open up that can of worms??? LOL...no pun intended!

[jamerican 2]

hello unnu start pon the food chat again.

jamericann you can take the birth control prescibed by a doctor for that whole month. it will prevent it from coming for that month and you can discontinue it after you return. it may mess up your regular cycle but since you don't keep track well that won't be a problem

I have done this before and that is probably why I have no clue as to when it is coming until it gets here.... I was just hoping not to do that as my bc prescription is real old due to my tubes being tied. Thanks for the info

[sus 70]

Sus- new car? I missed this.

Yup, my brother's friend hooked me up - it's an 08 Honda Accord fully loaded - I am picking it up Thurs or Fri :dance:

[JaHoney 3]

rox pm me were i should put it

[Tosh Love 77]

Good afternoon ladies, I am so pissed right now aunt flo has ruined yet another JA trip for me . She decided to show up late this month conflicting with my trip so I cancelled. I dont ever want to go through that again so I might not get to see my boo for Valentines day after all. Later, am going to go cry some more.

Lovesponge, I completely understand your frustration - been there, done that myself! But isn't it more important to have the time together? Lots of things you can do around Auntie Flo and if you marry him, he'll have to deal with that monthly - might as well get used to it now!

I know and he will deal with it then, but to be quite honest I need some D*@k and am sure he feels the same way.

The strangest superstition/belief to me is that you cannot use the cell phone when it is raining. I don't get that one. The other thing, which I have heard from most JA males is that their first sexual experience was with a much older woman. Is this true or are they saying it to see my reaction?

question....don't laugh....I just got off my monthly-yesterday and I am scheduled in JA 30 days from today.....does that mean what I think it will??? I don't keep track of my cycle (I know bad) and I go for a full 5 days....shouldn't it be like every 28 days ??? GOOD LORD U THINK I JUST STARTED THIS....not 44years old...see what I mean embarrased!!!! LOL

Yup, it could mean just what you think it will - DJ and I had this talk last night - because I have a knack for timing trips at the wrong time - guess Auntie FLo likes to vacation!

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

It really depends on the MAN....JA MAN! This would be a really good topic of discussion...the superstitions of the JAMAICAN MAN... I have seen both ways...some who have no problem and others who won't go near days before and days after.... I do want to say that my comments are not ALL from direct experience but from conversations from jamaican male friends. The same goes for oral.... are we gonna open up that can of worms??? LOL...no pun intended!

[sus 70]

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

Jamerican, that's sweet! Thankfully, this trip I should be free and clear - although I should have been last trip too and Auntie was late!

Shaunsgal - I am with you, no problem -

Are you ready for tomorrow?

[Lovesponge 0]

Good afternoon ladies, I am so pissed right now aunt flo has ruined yet another JA trip for me . She decided to show up late this month conflicting with my trip so I cancelled. I dont ever want to go through that again so I might not get to see my boo for Valentines day after all. Later, am going to go cry some more.

Lovesponge, I completely understand your frustration - been there, done that myself! But isn't it more important to have the time together? Lots of things you can do around Auntie Flo and if you marry him, he'll have to deal with that monthly - might as well get used to it now!

I know and he will deal with it then, but to be quite honest I need some D*@k and am sure he feels the same way.

question....don't laugh....I just got off my monthly-yesterday and I am scheduled in JA 30 days from today.....does that mean what I think it will??? I don't keep track of my cycle (I know bad) and I go for a full 5 days....shouldn't it be like every 28 days ??? GOOD LORD U THINK I JUST STARTED THIS....not 44years old...see what I mean embarrased!!!! LOL

Yup, it could mean just what you think it will - DJ and I had this talk last night - because I have a knack for timing trips at the wrong time - guess Auntie FLo likes to vacation!

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

sounds like a plan, mrs p i have some appleton can i use that

Appleton sounds great Honey! Let me know how it turns out!

[Tosh Love 77]

Yeah we had that talk also....I told him we might have a "visitor" on the trip...he said she can come and bring the uncle, neices and nephews too cause him just glad to have me there.....You know I was like....awwww but but but....I aint coming all that way just to look at you!!! thats what pictures are for!!!! LOL

That is too funny! but please forgive me for being gross and blunt. Am I the only person that has no problem doing the deed with Aunt flo present? Please get you a burgundy or red towel and ........Then jump in the shower.

Jamerican, that's sweet! Thankfully, this trip I should be free and clear - although I should have been last trip too and Auntie was late!

Shaunsgal - I am with you, no problem -

Are you ready for tomorrow?

Yep. and nervous as all get out!