Yardies at home and Farrin (part12)

[Shemmy 4]

Damien does other stuff in his sleep We fight almost every night...he left me bruised a few times. I wake up mad and he doesn't remember one thing...

Yeah, I get that too - I can handle that - being dead sleep and suddenly having someone punch the bed

It's really bad. He'll jump on me then we'll fight while he is sleep...throwing fists, knee kicks and everything.

[mrsladyd 0]

hi japrincess.. good to see u in the room..

ells.. i missed that one.. girl did he see that he wasn't in a car let alone no goat was around LOL.. maybe he thought he brought it w/ him to hide the evidence??

mi sorry fi mek fun but ie oh so funny...

One trip when I was in Negril, we were walking down the road at night and heard this horrible noise - as we were trying to figure out what it was, this car comes driving up - with a live goat tied to the roof! The goat was yelling for its life, lol

OMG.... ...DWL........... Yelling for its life??? TOoo funny!

[Jonesie 1]

hi japrincess.. good to see u in the room..

ells.. i missed that one.. girl did he see that he wasn't in a car let alone no goat was around LOL.. maybe he thought he brought it w/ him to hide the evidence??

mi sorry fi mek fun but ie oh so funny...

One trip when I was in Negril, we were walking down the road at night and heard this horrible noise - as we were trying to figure out what it was, this car comes driving up - with a live goat tied to the roof! The goat was yelling for its life, lol

[sus 70]

girl.. u would think he would hate the cold, but he will have it FREEZING cold and vex when mi try fi turn it down.. i be like do not touch me w/ those frost bitten hands man.. CHO! i HATE cold..

LOL - I hate cold too - unless I am snuggled in bed - then I like it cold, and cuddle together under a bunch of covers! Last trip DJ kept asking me to get up outta bed and get him stuff - So when I got back in bed I kept putting my icy cold feet on his legs - to which I got a Bumbaclaat!!!!!! or other words - he soon figured out to stop asking me to get up!

[mrsladyd 0]

Damien does other stuff in his sleep We fight almost every night...he left me bruised a few times. I wake up mad and he doesn't remember one thing...

Yeah, I get that too - I can handle that - being dead sleep and suddenly having someone punch the bed

It's really bad. He'll jump on me then we'll fight while he is sleep...throwing fists, knee kicks and everything.

OMG...that is a real serious dream. Does he at least remember what he dreams? That would scare the s%*^t outa me!

[Ellsinlove 2]

OK........I got a K-1 G-325A question. Where it says family name (for me) should I put my current name (it is my kids dad's last name=my married name) or should I put my maiden name?

I don't know the answer to that Ladyd. I would *think* your current legal name because I also think there is a space for your maiden (or other) name too but can't remember the form. Maybe ask the experts on the K-1 forum for a more assured answer.

hi japrincess.. good to see u in the room..

ells.. i missed that one.. girl did he see that he wasn't in a car let alone no goat was around LOL.. maybe he thought he brought it w/ him to hide the evidence??

mi sorry fi mek fun but ie oh so funny...

Yes, we were asleep one night and all of a sudden he flies out of bed and says "honey, look!". I was awake the minute he moved (light sleeper) so I said "what?" as I watched him go look under the foot of the bed. He then said, "I hit a goat! A brown goat!" and I said "WHAT??" Then I had to wake him up and he stood there confused but told me he'd just had a dream he hit a goat and it went under the car but when he looked for it, it was gone! This is what I'm gonna have to deal with!

[sus 70]

Damien does other stuff in his sleep We fight almost every night...he left me bruised a few times. I wake up mad and he doesn't remember one thing...

Yeah, I get that too - I can handle that - being dead sleep and suddenly having someone punch the bed

It's really bad. He'll jump on me then we'll fight while he is sleep...throwing fists, knee kicks and everything.

That's not what I had in mind with other things! That would not be a good thing to live with - I think I would be going to sleep in a padded suit

[Shemmy 4]

Damien does other stuff in his sleep We fight almost every night...he left me bruised a few times. I wake up mad and he doesn't remember one thing...

Yeah, I get that too - I can handle that - being dead sleep and suddenly having someone punch the bed

It's really bad. He'll jump on me then we'll fight while he is sleep...throwing fists, knee kicks and everything.

OMG...that is a real serious dream. Does he at least remember what he dreams? That would scare the s%*^t outa me!

SEX

[Ellsinlove 2]

hi japrincess.. good to see u in the room..

ells.. i missed that one.. girl did he see that he wasn't in a car let alone no goat was around LOL.. maybe he thought he brought it w/ him to hide the evidence??

mi sorry fi mek fun but ie oh so funny...

One trip when I was in Negril, we were walking down the road at night and heard this horrible noise - as we were trying to figure out what it was, this car comes driving up - with a live goat tied to the roof! The goat was yelling for its life, lol

LOL! The first time I saw that in Africa I laughed so hard! It was tied to the roof of a bus along with all the luggage and everything else!

[Marlita 0]

so last night to pawn miself pon the couch cause hubby did the night shift. well i fell asleep and during one of my dreams {thinking i was in bed} mi roll over and fall head first pon di hardwood floor mi get up frighten ready fi fist fight thinking hubby push mi off di bed.it was a site.well mi went back pon the couch to finish mi sleep.

That is too funny JW! Did you tell your hubby that you were ready to fist fight him when he came home?

Afternoon Yardie crew, hope everyone is having a fabulous day!

Hi MrsLadyD!

Too funny, Jakeswife!

Do any of you / your SOs talk in your sleep? DJ does - sometimes full conversations - but last trip, he sat straight up in bed, yelled out Bumbaclaat! Punched the bed with his fist, laid back down and turned over - I was like #######????????? My heart was racing

Damien does other stuff in his sleep We fight almost every night...he left me bruised a few times. I wake up mad and he doesn't remember one thing...

Hey ladies,

I am a veteran of this thread, haven't been on in a while, just wanted to stop in and say hello.... Wish you all the best on your journey's...... It definetly is an rollercoaster ride.......................I don't see any of the oldies from back in the day on here, what happened to everyone?

Suzy

Hey MrsSmith. I'm still around sjb1221. Did you LOC yet?

oh my God Sus, thats scary. If Evan did that I would slapped him outta his sleep and told him to move it to the sofa. That woulda scared me to death. Evan definitly talks full convo to me in his sleep though. Plus he tries to get all ....while he and I are sleep and i have to always beat him off. Then he wake the next morning asking what happened in the middle of the night or if he was dreaming that it happened. I tell u, he is a horrible sleeper. Sometimes he has to sleep on the sofa just to give me a peaceful night. I sleep like the dead, literally! I lay on my back, hands folded across my stomach and will not move for like 5 hours. Then i wake the next day sore as all get out.

[dancehallquana 5]

be strong mrs smith.. what's worth having is worth fighting for..

That is the only way to be, when your spouse arrives, and starts to settle in, u have to stay strong..... You will see ......

yeah mon.. i am always anxious about the adjustment, RG has travelled and been to the US b4 so HOPEFULLY that will help a bit.. my prayers w/ u, come take ur mind off by stopping by and listening to this crazy bunch..

[jakeswife 0]

when i was a child there is a drink called roots made with the bark of a tree, pretty good. so mi ask mi stepfather for some and him sey. no u too young it will ride you inna di nite and u start grunt like a pig. him sey the roots a big people juice. well mi and mi nosey self want fi know how it taste becides me never believe him. him decide fi give me a small cup and mi drink it and sey mi nuh feel nuttin. him sey wait till u go to bed. mi nuh know if mi dream it di nite but mi swear mi grunt the whole time like somebody a brand pig. mi wake up di mornin swear mi nah drink it again.

[dillon 6]

Can someone help me? I just clicked on the link in the survival guide about the 16 hours for $20 and it doesn't work. Can someone tell me how to do that?

[Marlita 0]

Evan also only speaks in patwah mixed with some alien language in his sleep. He hardly speaks patwah when awake, but in his sleep its this wierd mixture.

[dancehallquana 5]

sus u got me ROLLING w/ ur goat story.. poor goat..