My immigrant bride changed and went nuts

[desert_fox 32]

After reading the responses of some men I can't help but wonder why there aren't more lesbians in this world.

haha...made me laugh!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

After reading the responses of some men I can't help but wonder why there aren't more lesbians in this world.

lesbians - an excellent example of a woman trying to do a man's job.

[morocco4ever 63]

After reading the responses of some men I can't help but wonder why there aren't more lesbians in this world.

lesbians - an excellent example of a woman trying to do a man's job.

If you want a job done right, give it to a woman.

[justashooter 430]

When my old lady gives me any lip, I just show her the belt buckle.

Problem solved.

FUNNY, NOT

You really think you can treat a woman like that!

You got to wake up and smell the coffee woman are not your property, nor to threat

Relax, it was parody. Everyone knows the buckle leaves marks, best to donkey punch.

I took that as to mean putting her in a position so that eye level is at the belt buckle.

[almaty 19]

Nessa your hubby the coolest joe of all. right after my good brother dean ,push brk ,and claudeth husband(jas)

sister cindi, my most favorite iowan in all america...insha'allah little sister..

[Uncle Wally 2]

When my old lady gives me any lip, I just show her the belt buckle.

Problem solved.

FUNNY, NOT

You really think you can treat a woman like that!

You got to wake up and smell the coffee woman are not your property, nor to threat

When I wake up, I better smell the coffee, bacon, eggs, and toast or my old lady's gonna catch a beatin'.

[Tarumba 9]

When my old lady gives me any lip, I just show her the belt buckle.

Problem solved.

FUNNY, NOT

You really think you can treat a woman like that!

You got to wake up and smell the coffee woman are not your property, nor to threat

Aruba?! Why would anyone want to leave Aruba?!

OMG I thought exactly the SAME thing it was pretty much like reading country of the beneficiary: Paradise. :dance:

[Tarumba 9]

Anyway, all that advice will work if you want to keep a marriage alive.

If you want to have a happy marriage, however...

Fine means fine,

thanks means thanks and thanks a lot means thanks a lot.

If the guy or the girl doesn´t like something they will say "You know what? I don´t like this" And so on and so on. Not that "WHATEVER" #######. If my husband gave me a "whatever" I would laugh at him and mock him for years, and I just know he would do the same if I did it.

No tricks, no silly games. If we want men to take us seriously we have to take ourselves seriously and stop it with the teenage mind games!

:star: DOWN WITH OLD-FASHIONED STEREOTYPES OF WOMEN!!!!!! :star:

[bhajishah 4]

Tarumba a k-1 as in not been married yet or ever. wateva..lolzzzz

[Tarumba 9]

Tarumba a k-1 as in not been married yet or ever. wateva..lolzzzz

I am married, and my parents have been married for 35 years, so there you go! And if you want to be taken seriously, you shouldn´t make assumptions or personal remarks about people you don´t know.

Have a great week

[JSVP08 3]

thanks for reposting.. its been here and back a few times..

always good for a giggle..

DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

1. “Fine”

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. “Five minutes”

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.

3. “Nothing”

“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “Five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine.”

5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means, “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

6. “Loud Sigh”

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement.

Very frequently misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

7. “Soft Sigh”

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. “Oh”

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. “That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. “Please Do”

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”

11. “Thanks”

The woman is thanking you. Don’t faint and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say, “you’re welcome.”

12. “Thanks A Lot”

Dramatically different from “Thanks.” A woman will say “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “Loud Sigh.” This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”.

wow to all! but i like no.12 the most..... hmm.... .....

.althou iam not saying this is how it works for me but its good to hear it from a mans point of view.

"men from mars, women from venus"

Edited February 4, 2009 by veepee

[NickD 202]

If you look at that anatomy of a man and a woman, they are designed to fit together, but just like buying clothes or a pair of shoes, have to find one that fits just right. If the fit is right, makes a huge difference in the relationship that avoids a lot of other problems. We men are just a half and to make a whole, need to find that other half, now finding that other half is not easy, but great if you do. Even putting up with the USCIS for five years makes it well worth it if you can't find that other half next door.

If we go somewhere, wife can be in the car before I can make it, my job to take care of the dog and lock up the house, she does her makeup in the car while I am driving. Had, a rather mean German father, and she was in the middle of three kids, where the oldest and youngest got all the attention. Saw her with tears in her eyes, ran across a very nice watch she bought for her dad, but he never wore it, he died before we met, she gave that watch to me. To get out of her house, married a jerk that abused her for years. She is a very special person, extremely intelligent, and darn good looking, least in my eyes. I let her have the remote, open the car door for her, when we have problems, we can quietly talk them over.

When getting up from watching TV always ask her if I can get anything for her, she will never get use to that, to me, she is special.

We don't buy each other presents, we each have our own taste, ha, it's my birthday today, asked me what I wanted, just said, her. She fits so nice, incredible.

All I can say if that list holds true, you don't have the right one.

[Tarumba 9]

If you look at that anatomy of a man and a woman, they are designed to fit together, but just like buying clothes or a pair of shoes, have to find one that fits just right. If the fit is right, makes a huge difference in the relationship that avoids a lot of other problems. We men are just a half and to make a whole, need to find that other half, now finding that other half is not easy, but great if you do. Even putting up with the USCIS for five years makes it well worth it if you can't find that other half next door.

If we go somewhere, wife can be in the car before I can make it, my job to take care of the dog and lock up the house, she does her makeup in the car while I am driving. Had, a rather mean German father, and she was in the middle of three kids, where the oldest and youngest got all the attention. Saw her with tears in her eyes, ran across a very nice watch she bought for her dad, but he never wore it, he died before we met, she gave that watch to me. To get out of her house, married a jerk that abused her for years. She is a very special person, extremely intelligent, and darn good looking, least in my eyes. I let her have the remote, open the car door for her, when we have problems, we can quietly talk them over.

When getting up from watching TV always ask her if I can get anything for her, she will never get use to that, to me, she is special.

We don't buy each other presents, we each have our own taste, ha, it's my birthday today, asked me what I wanted, just said, her. She fits so nice, incredible.

All I can say if that list holds true, you don't have the right one.

I agree entirely. If you have to walk around on eggs so she doesn´t fly off the handle or starts pouting like a retard, that IS a bad sign! Maybe you´ll be able to follow the game for a year, a couple of years, I dunno. But eventually you´ll be sick of it! And you´ll lose all respect and see her more like a very difficult pet than an actual human being. Or just leave.

I personally DREAD pouting, whiny people. And in my opinion girls like that make our gender look powerless and childish.

[NickD 202]

Can only imagine how different our lives would have been if we met 23 years earlier than we met, past the stage when we can have our own kids. But we did get a puppy, we noted he has two holes, one in the front and the other one in the rear. Somehow she took charge of that hole in the front, I got struck with taking care of the stuff that comes out of that hole in the rear, but that's okay.

Another thing missing from our relationship is jealousy, she is pleased that her sister and girlfriends want to give me a big hug and a kiss, and likewise the same with my friends and relatives. We shared photos of how we looked those 23 years ago, still would have fallen for each other, but better late than never. At first we were very good friends, got engaged a year later, than married a year after that, guess we both wanted to be sure this time. Still very good friends, she is my buddy.

[almaty 19]

Tarumba a k-1 as in not been married yet or ever. wateva..lolzzzz

I am married, and my parents have been married for 35 years, so there you go! And if you want to be taken seriously, you shouldn´t make assumptions or personal remarks about people you don´t know.

Have a great week

sister cindi was correct..a k1 visa is for a fiancee....a k3 for married....yours says, K1..