My immigrant bride changed and went nuts

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

You have a long marriage and wife will be forever happy brother. You can pray till end of time that all we can do LOL

that's nice of you to say cindi

[Nagishkaw 510]

You have a long marriage one and wife will be forever happy brother. You can pray till end of time that all we can do LOL

[LaL 418]

You have a long marriage one and wife will be forever happy brother. You can pray till end of time that all we can do LOL

sheesh!

[Niels Bohr 72]

I'm surprised that my wife can work the kitchen, clean the house, cook and maintain her beauty.

All I do is wash the dish, and goto work.

[mox 298]

All I do is wash the dish, and goto work.

Keep working my friend, and one day you will have several dishes!

[Nagishkaw 510]

All I do is wash the dish, and goto work.

Keep working my friend, and one day you will have several dishes!

[peejay 327]

offering to get between her legs works like magic. it fixes any problem.

Bingo!

It turns my world from "he can do nothing right" to "he can't do nothing wrong".

Only it's just like alcohol...it finally wears off and then we are back to square one again.

The b*tching is just Russian woman foreplay.

[tom&tata 2]

All I do is wash the dish, and goto work.

Keep working my friend, and one day you will have several dishes!

[Nessa 23]

I'm surprised that my wife can work the kitchen, clean the house, cook and maintain her beauty.

All I do is wash the dish, and goto work.

exactly. i can cook, clean, have a job and still manage to look hot.

[NickD 202]

Ha, my ex-wife was that way, guess why she is an ex.

[bhajishah 4]

?? what way lesbain. maybe you was the lesbain nick

[JanaknJanet 0]

thanks for reposting.. its been here and back a few times..

always good for a giggle..

DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

1. “Fine”

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. “Five minutes”

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.

3. “Nothing”

“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “Five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine.”

5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means, “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

6. “Loud Sigh”

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement.

Very frequently misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

7. “Soft Sigh”

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. “Oh”

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. “That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. “Please Do”

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”

11. “Thanks”

The woman is thanking you. Don’t faint and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say, “you’re welcome.”

12. “Thanks A Lot”

Dramatically different from “Thanks.” A woman will say “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “Loud Sigh.” This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”.

[Noa&Mia 0]

Why do some of the cool joes around here doing allright and getting it with thier foreign bride , while others just sissy lalala whine. Maybe you dont know how to understand and love women. While others sit back and laugh at these suckers. Ill help some of these poor fellas out. I theyworhty or not.

women terminology and language (universal)

when she says or does

"Fine" = we use this word to end argument and discussion, you need not to further communicate or explore, you need be shut up, go away for awhile or face the evil eye.

"five minutes" = a half hour, you need to check fluids in car, wash windows, smoke cigarette, BE PATIENT. tell her she look nice when she finally does come out.

"nothing wrong with me"= Shitz about to hit the fan. Be very nice and diffuse the situation. Or go to your man room play music let her brood. bring flowers or something later.

"Go Ahead"= Dont do whatever it is. this is a DARE. You do it you might face injury or jail.

"Whatever"= this is classic for ** you.or ** off. back away slowly and go about your business.

Sighing= she is not bored, she is wondering why she wasting time on you. divert her to something pleasant, maybe a joke or something happy like a puppy.

"thats ok"= she buying time to plot some revenge or pay back

'thanks" say your welcome. "thanks alot" dont say anything she thinking you a big azzhole @ present time

"dont worry about it" "i got it or will do it" = dont let her do it she pizzed because you forgot to do one of your man jobs. say sorry and do your man job, bring a gift.

thats all advice your getting form fruitcakelady on how to deal your woman. Like I said she not crazy, mean or changed, or after greencard you are dumb to her needs and way of communication. Quit being sissy lala nerds and be proactive for petes sakes!!!

ahahahahahahahaah I cant stop laughing about this

OK I am a woman ... and ok I can be like this if my boyfriend lets me!!! you guys you put the limits!!!! if you let us be like this at the beggining ... there is no way back!!!

Have a great weekend!!

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Us women make the world more fun and interesting B)

Saludos,

Caro

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Us women make the world more fun and interesting B)

Saludos,

Caro

True say.