My immigrant bride changed and went nuts

[bhajishah 4]

Why do some of the cool joes around here doing allright and getting it with thier foreign bride , while others just sissy lalala whine. Maybe you dont know how to understand and love women. While others sit back and laugh at these suckers. Ill help some of these poor fellas out. I theyworhty or not.

women terminology and language (universal)

when she says or does

"Fine" = we use this word to end argument and discussion, you need not to further communicate or explore, you need be shut up, go away for awhile or face the evil eye.

"five minutes" = a half hour, you need to check fluids in car, wash windows, smoke cigarette, BE PATIENT. tell her she look nice when she finally does come out.

"nothing wrong with me"= Shitz about to hit the fan. Be very nice and diffuse the situation. Or go to your man room play music let her brood. bring flowers or something later.

"Go Ahead"= Dont do whatever it is. this is a DARE. You do it you might face injury or jail.

"Whatever"= this is classic for ** you.or ** off. back away slowly and go about your business.

Sighing= she is not bored, she is wondering why she wasting time on you. divert her to something pleasant, maybe a joke or something happy like a puppy.

"thats ok"= she buying time to plot some revenge or pay back

'thanks" say your welcome. "thanks alot" dont say anything she thinking you a big azzhole @ present time

"dont worry about it" "i got it or will do it" = dont let her do it she pizzed because you forgot to do one of your man jobs. say sorry and do your man job, bring a gift.

thats all advice your getting form fruitcakelady on how to deal your woman. Like I said she not crazy, mean or changed, or after greencard you are dumb to her needs and way of communication. Quit being sissy lala nerds and be proactive for petes sakes!!!

[Uncle Wally 2]

When my old lady gives me any lip, I just show her the belt buckle.

Problem solved.

[Niels Bohr 72]

ROFL. True.

My wife tell me to wait for her for about a minute. Her minute is an hour.

I bring her to buy shampoo only at a local pharmacy. Instead, she goes to the cosmetics and spends three hours choosing a color.

I bring her to Wal-Mart to pick up some linen where it should take a few minutes. She goes to the clothing section and spend 5 hours looking at clothes, then end up without buying them.

[bhajishah 4]

All nice diversional activities Neil and no money spent. You awesome husband for shopping for linens. Kudos

[johndecka 0]

Why do some of the cool joes around here doing allright and getting it with thier foreign bride , while others just sissy lalala whine. Maybe you dont know how to understand and love women. While others sit back and laugh at these suckers. Ill help some of these poor fellas out. I theyworhty or not.

women terminology and language (universal)

when she says or does

"Fine" = we use this word to end argument and discussion, you need not to further communicate or explore, you need be shut up, go away for awhile or face the evil eye.

"five minutes" = a half hour, you need to check fluids in car, wash windows, smoke cigarette, BE PATIENT. tell her she look nice when she finally does come out.

"nothing wrong with me"= Shitz about to hit the fan. Be very nice and diffuse the situation. Or go to your man room play music let her brood. bring flowers or something later.

"Go Ahead"= Dont do whatever it is. this is a DARE. You do it you might face injury or jail.

"Whatever"= this is classic for ** you.or ** off. back away slowly and go about your business.

Sighing= she is not bored, she is wondering why she wasting time on you. divert her to something pleasant, maybe a joke or something happy like a puppy.

"thats ok"= she buying time to plot some revenge or pay back

'thanks" say your welcome. "thanks alot" dont say anything she thinking you a big azzhole @ present time

"dont worry about it" "i got it or will do it" = dont let her do it she pizzed because you forgot to do one of your man jobs. say sorry and do your man job, bring a gift.

thats all advice your getting form fruitcakelady on how to deal your woman. Like I said she not crazy, mean or changed, or after greencard you are dumb to her needs and way of communication. Quit being sissy lala nerds and be proactive for petes sakes!!!

Yeap.women will always be women.

but they all are doing it for us.

better to have n be with woman who takes care of herself than the lousy ones, who just put on jeans n t-shirt.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

what kind of spiders are you getting married to????????????

[bhajishah 4]

Go Ahead uncle wally ( i smell a VAWA)

[Emancipation 2]

better to have n be with woman who takes care of herself than the lousy ones, who just put on jeans n t-shirt.

Hey! I resemble that remark!!

[bhajishah 4]

Oh just waith John, your tshirt, jeans days will be coming. Quit being delusional

[alienlovechild 75]

It helps to have a fairly well-educated wife who can hold her own in an argument. The only things that bother me are when time and/or money is wasted on she wants. If she can convince me she or we need something then I buy it. When she starts working she can blow her money more freely.

The power struggle over the TV remote happens sometimes but she has to tell what the show is or I can claim she's really not watching the show enough to merit holding the remote.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

... she has to tell what the show is or I can claim she's really not watching the show enough to merit holding the remote.

you sound like a total douche. i like it

[tmma 467]

Yeap.women will always be women.

but they all are doing it for us.

better to have n be with woman who takes care of herself than the lousy ones, who just put on jeans n t-shirt.

[bhajishah 4]

I hope she tells you whatever when you make her to describe the show!!! ill double that douche

[Nagishkaw 510]

Pass the vinegar.

[almaty 19]

When my old lady gives me any lip, I just show her the belt buckle.

Problem solved.

this thread has legs and allot promise for a flaming