Survey: Most US Christians define own beliefs

[mawilson 2,133]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Does that make all of you God?

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

mawilson is a god.

yeah? don't make me tell them the truth

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

Sooo...God doesn't talk to me because I'm not ugly?

I'd rather do without a God relationship if it meant I had to be ugly. Happy to hear I'm not missing out on anything special.

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

Edited January 14, 2009 by charles!

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

mawilson is a god.

yeah? don't make me tell them the truth

put the popcorn away. there's nothing to tell.

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

[mawilson 2,133]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

mawilson = father + son + holy gecko

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

that's a nickname for it, where devout worshipers go out and try to save people money on their car insurance.

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

that's a nickname for it, where devout worshipers go out and try to save people money on their car insurance.

fabulous!

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

[Amby 490]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

it takes 1-2lbs of pressure just to get it in there

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

it takes 1-2lbs of pressure just to get it in there

Really? Wow, didn't know that.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

People work months to save money and spend thousands to go on vacations but 1-2 lbs of effort to enter what has to be the closest thing on earth to the lords inner sanctum is too much work?

[Amby 490]

People work months to save money and spend thousands to go on vacations but 1-2 lbs of effort to enter what has to be the closest thing on earth to the lords inner sanctum is too much work?

He has nothing to compare it to. Remember we don't have to save for a vacation and therefore we can't appreciate things as much. We don't see things like vaginas the same way you poor people do