Tuesday Afternoon Funny

[Ban Hammer 13,558]

[JSVP08 3]

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[Sandrila 1]

hey Staashi, any luck in your part time job search??

[Ahmed N Cheryl 0]

I have one too:

A 12 year old girl is riding in the car with her mom going to visit her Aunt.

The girl asks her mom how old she is.... the mom replies that she shouldn't ask such personal questions.

So the girl asks her how much she weighs...the mom replies that she should not ask personal questions like that.

The girl trys once more and asks why did you and Daddy get a divorce? the mom replied that is also a personal question.

By this time they had reached the Aunt's house and the girl was very frustrated with her mom and complained to her Aunt.

Her Aunt said just look at your mom's driver's license..........it is just like a report card.

When the mom went to sleep that night the girl looked at her driver's license.

The next morning she said mom I know how old you are.....35

I know how much you weigh........145

I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce.....You made an F in sex.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Ahmed N Cheryl 0]

sorry if it offended you Nagi or if it offends anyone else.

[Staashi 371]

Girl, that was cute!

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[Ahmed N Cheryl 0]

Thanks Staashi I am glad you thought so

[Ahmed N Cheryl 0]

Thanks Far2Long glad you liked it too.

[maggieNomar 0]

OMG at first I thought you were telling a story about you and I kept thinking, how can she be old enough to be retired?? She's PG

[Ahmed N Cheryl 0]

OMG at first I thought you were telling a story about you and I kept thinking, how can she be old enough to be retired?? She's PG

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[allousa 1]

O-M-G!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

I'm laughing so hard!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!

My coworkers are asking me what is so funny....

[sara..... 371]

oh my gosh i almost didnt read this thread im laughing so hard tears are running down my face

sara