Tuesday Afternoon Funny

[Staashi 371]

I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ' Good morning , and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work....... I'm still job-hunting.

[Sandrila 1]

LOL

STAASHI....GOOD ONE

I love it when people have the balls to speak their minds and dont think 2x about reprocutions.

Now you are calling yourself "retired"??

lol

I am just TIRED

[RAKASA 0]

[Staashi 371]

LOL

STAASHI....GOOD ONE

I love it when people have the balls to speak their minds and dont think 2x about reprocutions.

Now you are calling yourself "retired"??

lol

I am just TIRED

Actually, this was a joke that I copy and pasted...I wish I was retired.

Edited January 13, 2009 by Staashi

[Jasman0717 9]

[RAKASA 0]

LOL

STAASHI....GOOD ONE

I love it when people have the balls to speak their minds and dont think 2x about reprocutions.

Now you are calling yourself "retired"??

lol

I am just TIRED

Actually, this was a joke that I copy and pasted...I wish I was retired.

I think Sandrila must have forgotten her thinking cap at home.............

[Muh and me 18]

-sandrilla! lol

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

Oh believe me, I know thats what the people greeters are thinking Im their manager and oh the stories I hear. They will be smiling and welcoming people in while customers are yelling screaming, cursing and stealing. I can only imagine what goes on in the dear people greeters mind.

One quote is very famous... Welcome to Walmart! Get your Sh!t and get out!

[faryan 4]

hehehe very interesting.. do walmarts and such employ greeters to just greet the whole day? never heard of this kind of job before..

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

Now on a serious note. This is something that has happened on 2 different occasions at my Walmart. This week a co worker was walking past me with this strange but puzzled look on his face. I said to him, whats with the face? He said, the strangest thing happened and im sure you wont believe it. He said a woman was walking around in electronics deptarment and something of hers fell to the ground. I started laughing and said, Yah Im sure it was her panties! He said OMGosh! how did u know?? I said bcz the same thing happened once before at the front door in front of customers and the lady People Greeter. I said a woman was walking and her granny panties came down and she stepped outta them and left it at the door! While everyone was in shock! My co worker was surprised that this has happened before! I tell ya'll, its never a dull moment inside Walmart!

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

and btw, if the 2 ladies that did that in my store just so happen to be on VJ reading this... We did u a favor and picked up your granny panties with GLOVES and a Dustpan and threw them away for you!

[star_dragon 0]

and btw, if the 2 ladies that did that in my store just so happen to be on VJ reading this... We did u a favor and picked up your granny panties with GLOVES and a Dustpan and threw them away for you!

That happened when I worked at Osco Drug (Sav-on)

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Saludos,

Caro

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

and i feel like that just walking in there. makes me want to go straight to hardware and get some duct tape for all the screaming little tricycle motors.

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

This one is for all you military guys. Im sure you can appreciate this one...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.

That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.

That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years