If you run across a bear

[Cristy 4]

If you run across a bear while walking through the woods. You don't need to be able to outrun the bear, you only need to be able to outrun the person you are with.

[jackybeertje 0]

hehe.

[denali_1963 0]

BUT WHAT IF THERE IS 2 OF THEM?

[Cristy 4]

Well then you are clearly screwed lol. Unless you go with more one other person!

[denali_1963 0]

http://www.landbigfish.com/jokes/showcase.cfm?ID=42

or maybe know karati.

[Leasel7 1]

Reminds me of an Australian uncle's advice regarding sharks....just make sure you're not the furthest swimmer out!

But getting back to bears... I do have a healthy fear of them at the moment, having just finished "The Grizzly Maze", a book about the demise of bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell, who ran out of luck after spending 13 summers amongst the bears of Katmai National Park in Alaska. According to the book, trying to run away from an aggressive bear is not a good idea, but the good news is that the more people you have with you, the less likely the bear is to attack.

[Jaylen Brit 0]

Make sure two of the people you have with you are called SMITH and WESSON

If you take a person called MOSSBERG as well you should be fine

[pedroh 21]

Make sure two of the people you have with you are called SMITH and WESSON

If you take a person called MOSSBERG as well you should be fine

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Make sure two of the people you have with you are called SMITH and WESSON

If you take a person called MOSSBERG as well you should be fine

hey! what about remington and winchester? colt and ruger?

[almaty 19]

Make sure two of the people you have with you are called SMITH and WESSON

If you take a person called MOSSBERG as well you should be fine

hey! what about remington and winchester? colt and ruger?

they are good

[Nessa 23]

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

bad kitty cat

[arwensun1965 0]

There have been quite a few bear sightings in Washington State just lately, the bears are more frighten of you then you are of them, so it said on the news lol not quite sure I want to stand in front of one to find out

Janice

[Mirorgate 0]

There have been quite a few bear sightings in Washington State just lately, the bears are more frighten of you then you are of them, so it said on the news lol not quite sure I want to stand in front of one to find out

Janice

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_...cat_scares_bear

And apparently.. of kitties also

[Cristy 4]

I just read that story and was coming to post it. I want that cat with me.