farts

[Amby 490]

Farting is bad. Snoring doesn't bother me...I just throw stuff at the snorer until they stop...now if that doesn't work, I kick them until they stop, if that doesn't work, they are pushed off the bed and onto the floor. I've only had to do that one or two times

eta: the pushing off the bed technique also works if you need to wake someone up

Edited January 12, 2009 by Amby

[Mags 112]

Well, my farts smell like strawberries and summer meadows.

Srlsy.

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Finally a topic worthy of no comment.

[The_Dude 1,142]

My fiance loves to sleep all wrapped up with the covers up to her nose. So naturally, my favorite is the Dutch Oven Fart

[Mags 112]

[trinket 30]

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

that first one sounded like someone stepped on a seal!

Edited January 12, 2009 by charles!

[MrsCat 6]

My fiance loves to sleep all wrapped up with the covers up to her nose. So naturally, my favorite is the Dutch Oven Fart

Oh those are the absolute worst! In Canada they're a given in winter because its also so damn cold, everyone has their noses under the covers. Rob&Mel you're going straight to hell with the giant spaghetti monster.

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

I had 5 brothers growing up and it seemed as though everytime we went somewhere in our 15passenger van that one particular brother had to let it rip silently but the smell was a killer. Soooooo... Mom came up with the 10 second rule. If he knew he had to let it rip, he had to give us all 10 seconds to open all the windows in the van. . . so we could all breathe!

[MrsCat 6]

^ :lol:

OMG, that must be bad if you mom had to institute a rule about it.

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

^ :lol:

OMG, that must be bad if you mom had to institute a rule about it.

for health and sanity sake !

[spookyturtle 9,466]

^ :lol:

OMG, that must be bad if you mom had to institute a rule about it.

I don't think there should be any rules for farts. It's one of our last remaining pleasures without restrictions.

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

^ :lol:

OMG, that must be bad if you mom had to institute a rule about it.

I don't think there should be any rules for farts. It's one of our last remaining pleasures without restrictions.

If a group of family is in one vehical and one doesnt have the brains to wait til they got out the vehical, yah a rule of toots is a good one to follow in the case of 5 brothers.

[Amby 490]

A guy I knew in high school wasn't allowed to say fart in his house because his mom thought it was a disgusting word so they had to say traf lol

[Niels Bohr 72]

Well,

I'll tell you. When you have diarrhea, farting either means you pooped in your pants, or you're recovering. If you pooped your pants, you know you still have diarrhea.