farts

[Amby 490]

tell us about them

[Amby 490]

come on people. one time neil farted in his sleep and it smelled so bad I puked

[ScratchIt 12]

Fart Soundboard

[MrsCat 6]

come on people. one time neil farted in his sleep and it smelled so bad I puked

ugh. wow was that bad.

[DeadPoolX 9]

come on people. one time neil farted in his sleep and it smelled so bad I puked

ugh. wow was that bad.

I'd like to see someone propel themselves by farting (such as Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl).

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I am going to sue you for plagairism. The fart thing was all mine. Amby is a copycat.

[Amby 490]

come on people. one time neil farted in his sleep and it smelled so bad I puked

ugh. wow was that bad.

yeah I opened the door to get something out of the room and I was like ugh #######? so I waited a few minutes, opened the windows and stuff to air the place out, thought it was ok to go in...I was wrong. I ran out of the room and puked. He thought it was hilarious.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

He thought it was hilarious.

It was.

[Amby 490]

He thought it was hilarious.

It was.

yeah lol it's funny now but then I was pissed off and yelling at him for making me puke with his nasty azz

[spookyturtle 9,466]

He thought it was hilarious.

It was.

yeah lol it's funny now but then I was pissed off and yelling at him for making me puke with his nasty azz

One night my wife said she was going to sleep with a mask on.

[Amby 490]

I'm going to buy your wife some surgical masks

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

you know you ripped a good one when the cat gives you a dirty look and leaves the room.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

you know you ripped a good one when the cat gives you a dirty look and leaves the room.

My cat is loyal, she never leaves the room, only my wife does.

[ScratchIt 12]

I bet my wife I could hang a loogie from the ceiling and when I pretended to get ready to spit it in the air she dove under the covers! BIG MISTAKE!!

[DeadPoolX 9]

I don't really care if someone -- related or not -- decides to "cut the cheese" so long as it's not on an airplane. You can't escape that!