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Mga kapatid, ang nakasulat sa ibaba ay isang nakakatawang joke para sa mga walang pananampalataya.

Paala-ala: Tayo ay sumulat sa sariling wika dahil panigurado, sisingit na naman sa usapan natin ang mga maiitim ang budhi. Kung gusto nilang makisali sa usapan natin, pwes, maghirap muna sila sa pagsasalin-salin ng wika di ba? At kung makisali man sila, hindi natin sila papansinin. Dedma lang mga kapatid.

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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, 'Case dismissed.'

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.'

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, 'But you do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant.'

The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.'

The judge said, 'The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.'

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Mga kapatid, ang nakasulat sa ibaba ay isang nakakatawang joke para sa mga walang pananampalataya.

Paala-ala: Tayo ay sumulat sa sariling wika dahil panigurado, sisingit na naman sa usapan natin ang mga maiitim ang budhi. Kung gusto nilang makisali sa usapan natin, pwes, maghirap muna sila sa pagsasalin-salin ng wika di ba? At kung makisali man sila, hindi natin sila papansinin. Dedma lang mga kapatid.

Enjoy mga sisterhood! :lol:

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, 'Case dismissed.'

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.'

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, 'But you do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant.'

The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.'

The judge said, 'The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.'

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hahaha..ang galing ni judge! :bonk:

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Bakit?

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Bakit?

- Bullwinkle

why not? :huh:

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Bakit?

- Bullwinkle

why not? :huh:

Naniniguro lang.

-- Rocky :innocent:

Hokey Smoke!

Rocky: "Baby, are they still mad at us on VJ?"

Bullwinkle: "No, they are just confused."

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Well the joke was funny I guess......but us Atheists don't need a special holiday as we just enjoy all of yours! :dance: Thanks!

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Bakit?

- Bullwinkle

why not? :huh:

Naniniguro lang.

-- Rocky :innocent:

is this supposed to see how good my translator is?

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Bakit?

- Bullwinkle

why not? :huh:

Naniniguro lang.

-- Rocky :innocent:

is this supposed to see how good my translator is?

Aba opo. Korek ka jan!

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Hokey Smoke!

Rocky: "Baby, are they still mad at us on VJ?"

Bullwinkle: "No, they are just confused."

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:lol:

Bakit?

- Bullwinkle

why not? :huh:

Naniniguro lang.

-- Rocky :innocent:

is this supposed to see how good my translator is?

Aba opo. Korek ka jan!

na und?

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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